Oh one thing I miss
is Cold Ethyl
and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
making love
by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl
let me squeeze you
in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl
come and freeze me
with your charms
Oow one thing no lie
Ethyl's frigid
as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be
'cause Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl
let me squeeze you
in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl
come and freeze me
with your charms
Come on
Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
It's cool
it's nice
One thing it's true
Cold Ethyl
I am stuck on you
And everything
is my way
Ethyl don't have
much to say
Ethyl Ethyl
let me squeeze you
in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl
come and freeze me
with your charms
Come here
Cold Ethyl
What makes you
so cold
Ooh so cold
Ooh ooh
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live
till ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting
in refrigerator heaven
'Cause you're cool
you're ice
Cold Ethyl
you're my paradise oow