Here's my keys
I want you to take 'em
I think I'm gonna need you
to get back home
Hold on to my hat
I don't want to loose it
I couldn't stand
for somethin' else
to be gone
I'm sure you
know the reason
I'm here cryin'
I think you'll
understand why
Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one that wrapped
me 'round her finger
I need to get
Where I can't think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I came here
to get you to help me
I need a friend
to see me through
I hated to call
I knew you wouldn't
mind at all
I know you know
I'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind
that likes to
drown my sorrow
I may hate
myself tomorrow
But tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one that wrapped
me 'round her finger
I need to get
To where I can't
think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker
We need to get
To where we can't
think of her
So tonight
We're the
designated drinkers
Oh tonight
We're the
designated drinkers