You don't mind
that I think
everybody's a robot
And all my conversations
are being recorded
And you don't mind
that all my pants
are way too short on me
And I also stabbed someone
with a pair of scissors
a long time ago
Ha-ha-ha
And you don't care
that I collect dead animals
from the side of the road
Then pretend they're alive
and think I'm
a famous football player
And you don't have
a problem with me
when I follow people
I never met before
And force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond
I have tattooed on my back
It's very pretty baby
Well you must have
been sent from up above
You're all
that I can think of
You're just
as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Well it never bothers you
when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night
And I make you speak
in tongues to me
until I fall asleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Thank you
And you don't make fun of me
'cause I still make out
with my stepfather
And I also tell everyone
I was on a UFO for two
and a half years
I believe you sugarpie
'Cause our love
is right on track
I'm yours you're mine
it's a fact
Don't forget
to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Well yesterday I tickled
a man who wasn't even there
Oh three days before
that I ran down the street
in my Wonder Woman underwear
I didn't care
Babe I know
I never had a job
'Cause I'm afraid
to talk to people
'Cause I know
they're all robots
who are seekin' information
They can't fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know
that I'm the one
who burned
my cousin Chester's house
to the ground
But you told the cops
we were out ballroom dancing
when they came and
questioned you
I ain't no fink dollface
'Cause we know
that it's true
Only I could love you
We both eat
with our hands
My crazy
love
My crazy crazy love
Oh I wish
everybody was dead
except for you baby
Oh I feel the same way
Would you throw
some macaroni on me
Oh yeah sure
here you go