WELL I'M EVER
UPPER-CLASS
HIGH SOCIETY
GOD'S GIFT TO
BALLROOM NOTORIETY
AND I ALWAYS
FILL MY BALLROOMS
THE EVENT IS
NEVER SMALL
THE SOCIAL PAGES SAY
I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST
BALLS OF ALL
I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
THEY'RE SUCH BIG BALLS
AND THEY'RE
DIRTY BIG BALLS
AND HE'S GOT BIG BALLS
AND SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS
AND MY BALLS
ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING
MY BALLROOM
ALWAYS FULL
AND EVERYBODY COMES
AND COMES AGAIN
IF YOUR NAME
IS ON THE GUEST LIST
NO ONE CAN
TAKE YOU HIGHER
EVERYBODY SAYS
I'VE GOT GREAT BALLS
OF FIRE
I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
OH I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
AND THEY'RE SUCH
BIG BALLS
DIRTY BIG BALLS
AND HE'S GOT BIG BALLS
AND SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS
SOME BALLS ARE HELD
FOR CHARITY
AND SOME
FOR FANCY DRESS
BUT WHEN THEY'RE HELD
FOR PLEASURE
THEY'RE THE BALLS
THAT I LIKE BEST
MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS
BOUNCING TO THE LEFT
AND TO THE RIGHT
IT'S MY BELIEF
THAT MY BIG BALLS
SHOULD BE HELD
EVERY NIGHT
WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS
WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS
WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS
DIRTY BIG BALLS
HE'S GOT BIG BALLS
AND SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS
BUT WE'VE GOT
THE BIGGEST BALLS
OF THEM ALL
I BEEN JUST ITCHIN' TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THEM
AND WE HAVE SUCH
WONDERFUL FUN
AND SEAFOOD COCKTAIL
CRABS CRAYFISH
FIND A WOMAN
HEY