PUT DOWN
THAT CHAINSAW
AND LISTEN TO ME
IT'S TIME FOR US
TO JOIN IN THE FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO
LET YOUR BABIES
GROW UP
TO BE COWBOYS
IT'S TIME TO LET
THE BEDBUGS BITE
YOU BETTER PUT
ALL YOUR EGGS
IN ONE BASKET
YOU BETTER COUNT
YOUR CHICKENS
BEFORE THEY HATCH
YOU BETTER
SELL SOME WINE
BEFORE ITS TIME
YOU BETTER
FIND YOURSELF
AN ITCH TO SCRATCH
YOU BETTER SQUEEZE
ALL THE CHARMIN
YOU CAN
WHEN MR. WHIPPLE'S
NOT AROUND
STICK YOUR HEAD
IN THE MICROWAVE
AND GET YOURSELF
A TAN
TALK
A-WITH YOUR
MOUTH FULL
BITE
THE HAND THAT
FEEDS YOU
BITE
OFF MORE THAN
YOU CAN CHEW
WHAT CAN YOU DO
DARE TO BE STUPID
TAKE
SOME WOODEN NICKELS
LOOK
FOR MR. GOODBAR
GET
YOUR MOJO
WORKING NOW
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
YOU CAN
DARE TO BE STUPID
YOU CAN TURN
THE OTHER CHEEK
YOU CAN JUST
GIVE UP THE SHIP
YOU CAN EAT
A BUNCH OF SUSHI
THEN FORGET TO
LEAVE A TIP
DARE TO BE STUPID
COME ON AND
DARE TO BE STUPID
IT'S SO EASY TO DO
WE'RE ALL
WAITING FOR YOU
LET'S GO
IT'S TIME TO
MAKE A MOUNTAIN
OUT OF A MOLEHILL
SO CAN I HAVE
A VOLUNTEER
THERE'S NO MORE TIME
FOR CRYING OVER
SPILLED MILK
NOW IT'S TIME
FOR CRYING
IN YOUR BEER
SETTLE DOWN
MAKE A FAMILY
JOIN THE P.T.A.
BUY SOME
SENSIBLE SHOES
AND A CHEVROLET
THEN PARTY
TILL YOU'RE BROKE
AND THEY
DRAG YOU AWAY
IT'S OK
YOU CAN
DARE TO BE STUPID
IT'S LIKE
SPITTING ON A FISH
IT'S LIKE
BARKING UP A TREE
IT'S LIKE THEY SAY
YA GOTTA BUY ONE
IF YA WANNA
GET ONE FREE
DARE TO BE STUPID
YES
WHY DON'T YOU
DARE TO BE STUPID
IT'S SO EASY
SO EASY TO DO
WE'RE ALL
WAITING FOR YOU
BURN YOUR CANDLE
AT BOTH ENDS
LOOK A GIFT HORSE
IN THE MOUTH
MASHED POTATOES
CAN BE YOUR FRIENDS
YOU CAN BE
A COFFEE ACHIEVER
YOU CAN SIT
AROUND THE HOUSE
AND WATCH
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
THE FUTURE'S
UP TO YOU
SO WHAT YOU
GONNA DO
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
WHAT DID I SAY
TELL ME
WHAT DID I SAY
IT'S ALRIGHT
WE CAN BE
STUPID ALL NIGHT
COME ON
JOIN THE CROWD
SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
OK I CAN
HEAR YOU NOW
LET'S GO
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID
DARE TO BE STUPID