Uh huh
Extra cheese
Uh huh uh huh
Save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said
Take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this
Go to waste so then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and
Make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do
Anything to just get my
Bowels evacuated
In the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench
And I feel the pain oh
Should I take the laxatives
Or have my colon irrigated
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Til my
Girlfriend came around
We're just so alike
In every way I gotta say
In fact
I just thought I might
Pop the
Question there that night
I was kissing her
So tenderly
But woe is me
But who would
Have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed
To know that we were
Both related
Believe me if I
Knew she was my cousin
We never would have dated
What to do now
Should I go ahead
And propose
And get hitched
And have kids
With eleven toes
And move to Alabama
Where that kind of thing
Is tolerated
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no woo
I had so much on my mind
I thought
Maybe I'd unwind
Try out
That new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked
Off my head you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go
And get myself decapitated
This really is a
Major inconvenience
Oh man I really hate it
Such a drag now
I can't eat I can't breathe
I can't snore I can't belch
Or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose
Or even read
Sports lllustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go
And get myself
All mutilated yeah yeah
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head
Kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink I can't cough
I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin'
A pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same
Since my head and I
Were separated
No no no