IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
THERE'S MUSIC
IN THE AIR
THE SLEIGH BELLS
ARE RINGIN'
AND THE CAROLERS
ARE SINGIN'
WHILE THE AIR RAID
SIRENS BLARE
IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
THE BUTTON
HAS BEEN PRESSED
THE RADIO
JUST LET US KNOW
THAT THIS IS NOT A TEST
EVERYWHERE
THE ATOM BOMBS
ARE DROPPIN'
IT'S THE END OF
ALL HUMANITY
NO MORE TIME FOR
LAST-MINUTE SHOPPIN'
IT'S TIME TO FACE
YOUR FINAL DESTINY
WELL IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
THERE'S PANIC
IN THE CROWD
WE CAN DODGE DEBRIS
WHILE WE TRIM THE TREE
UNDERNEATH
A MUSHROOM CLOUD
YOU MIGHT HEAR
SOME REINDEER
ON YOUR ROOFTOP
OR JACK FROST
ON YOUR WINDOWSILL
BUT IF SOMEONE'S
CLIMBING DOWN
YOUR CHIMNEY
YOU BETTER
LOAD YOUR GUN
AND SHOOT TO KILL
OH IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
AND IF THE RADIATION
LEVEL'S OK
I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU
AND SEE ALL
THE NEW MUTATIONS
ON NEW YEAR'S DAY
IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO GO
I'LL DUCK AND COVER
WITH MY YULETIDE LOVER
UNDERNEATH
THE MISTLETOE
IT'S CHRISTMAS
AT GROUND ZERO
NOW THE MISSILES
ARE ON THEIR WAY
WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE
WE'RE GONNA
GET NUKED
ON THIS JOLLY HOLIDAY
WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE
WE'RE GONNA
GET NUKED
ON THIS JOLLY HOLIDAY