Hello everyone
This is your action news
reporter with all the
news across the
nation on the scene
at the supermarket
There seems to
have been some
disturbance here
Pardon me Sir did
you see what
happened
Yeh I did
I was standing over
there by the tomatoes
And here he comes
Running thru the
pole beans
Thru the fruits and
vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over
at Ethel I said don't look
Ethel It was too late
she'd already
been incensed
Lookadat Lookadat
Lookadat Lookadat
Oh yes they
call him the Streak
Fastest thing
on two feet
He's just as proud
as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin give us a peek
Oh yes they
call him the Streak
He likes to show
off his physique
If there's an audience
to be found
He'll be streakin around
Invitin public critique
This is your action news
reporter once again
And we're here at
the gas station
Pardon me sir
did you see
what happened
Yeh I did
I was just in here gettin
my tires checked
and he just appeared
out of the traffic
Come streakin around
the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing
on but a smile
I looked in there and
Ethel was gettin
her a cold drink
I hollered
Don't look Ethel
It was too late
She'd already
been mooned
Flashed her right
there in front of
the shock absorbers
Lookadat Lookadat
Lookadat Lookadat
Well yes they
call him The Streak
he likes to turn
the other cheek
He's always makin
the news
wearing just his
tennis shoes
Guess you can
call him unique
Once again your action
news reporter in the
booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance
at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me Sir
did you see
what happened
Yeh I did
Half-time I was
just going down there
To get Ethel a
snow cone
Here he come right
our of the cheap seats
Dribblin right down
the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin
but his kicks
Made a hook shot
and got out thru the
concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel
I said don't look Ethel
It was too late She'd
already got a free shot
Grandstanded
Right there in
front of the
home team
Oh yes they
call him the Streak
Fastest thing
on two feet
He's just as proud
as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin give us a peek