WE'RE HAVIN' A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
WITH TRADITIONAL
POSSUM STEW
WE'RE HAVIN' A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
POKE SALAD AND
RABBIT TOO
GOT PAW A NEW
CHAW OF REDMAN
AND MAW A BRAND
NEW SPIT-CUP
AND I GOT MY
WIFE A NEW SET OF
RETREADS FOR MY
PICK-UP TRUCK
OH WE AIN'T NEVER
SEEN NARY REINDEER
BUT WE PAINTED THE
BULL'S NOSE RED
PUT RUNNERS UNDER
THE OUTHOUSE
AND WE'RE USIN' IT
FOR A SLED
WE'RE HAVIN' A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
T.P.'ED THE WHOLE
FRONT YARD
PUT BIG RED BOWS
ON THE HOUND DOGS
TURNED THE LIGHTS
ON ON ALL THE CARS
I LOVE A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
IT'S A SIMPLE
KIND OF LIFE
YOU BUY ONE GIFT
AND THAT TAKES CARE
OF YOUR COUSIN
AND YOUR WIFE
4 BAR BREAK
I WENT DOWNTOWN
AND SEEN SANTA CLAUS
GIVE A DOLLAR TO
ONE OF THEM ELVES
SO SANTA'D BRING A
MAN FOR DAUGHTER
AFTER ALL SHE'S
NEAR 'BOUT TWELVE
WE'RE HAVIN' A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
HUNG OUR STOCKIN'S
ON THE STOVE
HOPE SANTA
BRINGS US BIG STUFF
'CAUSE THE LITTLE
STUFF FALLS
THROUGH THE TOES
WE'S HAVIN' A
REDNECK CHRISTMAS
WITH HOMEMADE
MOONSHINE EGGNOG
I TOOK A LITTLE
SWIG THOUGHT IT
NEEDED MORE KICK
THROWED IN A LITTLE
TOADY FROG