WELL THERE ONCE WAS
A FELLER
NAMED WILLARD
McBAIN
AND HE ONLY HAD
JUST ONE THOUGHT
ON HIS BRAIN
EVERY EVENING
'BOUT MIDNIGHT
HE'D SLIP OFF ALONE
AND CALL
THE SAME LADY
ON A PAY TELEPHONE
IT'S ME AGAIN
MARGARET
HEE HEE EE EE EE EE
HELLO
IS THIS MARGARET
UH HUH UH HUH HUH HUH
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
MARGARET
HU UH UH UH
BUT I KNOW YOU
HUH UH UH UH HUH HUH
6 BAR
BREAK
WELL THIS UPSET
THE LADY
AND IT GAVE HER
THE BLUES
SO SHE CALLED UP
THE POLICE
SAID WHAT SHALL I DO
WELL THE CHIEF OF
DETECTIVES
CAME AROUND
TO HER HOME
AND EAVESDROPPED
UPON THEM
ON HER UPSTAIRS PHONE
IT'S ME AGAIN
MARGARET
UH HEE HEE EE EE EE UH
HUH HUH HUH
HELLO
IS THIS MARGARET
AH HA HA HA HA HA
MARGARET
I KNOW IT'S YOU
MARGARET
ARE YOU NAKED
AH HE HE HE HE UH HA HA
UH HE UH HE HE
WELL THEY CALLED UP
MA BELL
AND THEY TRACED HIM
ON DOWN
TO A FUNKY OLD
PHONE BOTH
ON THE OUTSKIRTS
OF TOWN
IT WAS THERE
THAT THE VICE SQUAD
WITH THEIR FIELD GLASSES
READ
THE LIPS OF THAT
AMOROUS MAN
AS HE SAID
IT'S ME AGAIN
MARGARET
UH HE HE HE HE HE HE UH
HELLO
IS THIS MARGARET
AH HA HA HA HA
I KNOW IT'S YOU
MARGARET
HUH UH UH UH HUH HUH
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS
WHAT I'M DOING
EH HE HE HE HE HA HA
HO HO HO HO HOO HOO
WELL THEY CUFFED HIM
AND DRAGGED HIM
TO THE STATION
DOWNTOWN
AND THEY ALLOWED HIM
ONE PHONE CALL
BEFORE THE JAILER
CAME 'ROUND
HE WETTED
HIS CHAPPED LIPS
AND HE CLEARED
HIS YOUNG THROAT
THEN HE DIALED
THE TELEPHONE
AND SOFTLY HE SPOKE
IT'S ME AGAIN
MARGARET
HE HE HE HE HE
THEY GOT ME MARGARET
UH HE HE HE HE HE
AAH HAH
YOU AIN'T GONNA
MISS ME MARGARET
I KNOW THAT
UH UH UH
BUT I'LL MISS YOU
HOO HOO HOO
AND WHEN I GET OUT
MARGARET
I AM GOING TO COME
OVER THERE
WITH A WEEDEATER
AND A LIVE CHICKEN
AND SOME
PEACH PRESERVES
HOO HOO HOO HOO
WE'LL HAVE
A BIG OL' TIME
MARGARET
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA