I took Felecia to Las Vegas
here's my story
We spent a weekend
eatin' chicken caccatori
And when I said
"I'd like to kiss ya"
Felecia no capecia
The way she gambles
at the tables wasn't funny
You should have seen the way
she found to lose my money
But when I said
"Hey I wanna kiss ya"
Felecia no capecia
She understood
She heard me good
When I said eat
that nice imported cheese
And when I said
Give me a squeeze
She thought I was
acting Japanese
She never heard
about the birds or the bees
She was half Navildad
half Calabreze
You should have seen
the nice things I had bought her
I took her out
she spent my money
just like water
But when I said
"Hey I wanna kiss ya"
Felecia no capezia
(No she didn't understand)
(No she didn't understand)
Ooh she heard me fine
When I said dine
And then she drank
a half a case-a-wine
And when I said
"Come on let's spoon"
She thought I was asking
for the moon
This chick was really
as crazy as a loon
She was half Sicilian
what a gaboon
I took her back
I tried to make her feel relaxed
It cost me ninety-seven
dollars for the taxi
But when I said
"Hey I wanna kiss you"
Felecia no capezia
She said Luigi
first we'll get married
And then Luigi
no capezia
Ooh mmm