Banana splits for my baby
A glass of plain
water's for me
Banana splits for my baby
Glass of plain
water's for me
Hey dispenser man
if you please
Serve my chick
a mess of calories
Banana splits for my baby
And a glass of plain
water's for me
Flip back the lid
scoop everything in sight
Make it a rainbow of
red brown and white
Chocolate chips and
everything that's nice
Tutti frutti once
spumoni twice
Banana splits for my baby
And a glass of plain
water's for me
Spread the whipped cream
for at least an hour
Pile it high
as a Eiffel Tower
Load it with nuts
about sixteen tons
Top it with a pizza
just for fun
Banana splits for my baby
And a glass of plain
water's for me
Banana splits for my baby
Glass of plain water for me
Banana splits for my baby
Glass of plain water for me
Stack it up with crazy goop
'Cause that's the kind
I likes to wade right thru
Banana splits for my baby
And a glass of plain
water's for me
Add the cherries
the one's she loves too much
Skip the banana
use the whole damned bunch
Load it with nuts
about six or seven cans
Give her two scoops
she's gonna use two hands
Banana splits for my baby
Glass of plain
water's for me
Separate checks
it must be
The banana splits for her
The water's for me
Banana splits for my baby
And a glass of plain
water's for me
Ain't got no money
Glass of plain
water's for me