DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
MY FEET ARE TOO LONG
MY HAIR'S FALLIN' OUT
AND MY RIGHTS
ARE ALL WRONG
MY FRIENDS
THEY ALL TELL ME
THAT I'VE NO FRIENDS
AT ALL
WON'T YOU WRITE ME
A LETTER
WON'T YOU GIVE ME
A CALL
SIGNED BEWILDERED
BEWILDERED
BEWILDERED
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN'T
WHAT YOU AIN'T
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP WISHIN'
FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN' ON WOOD
DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
MY FOUNTAIN PEN LEAKS
MY WIFE HOLLERS AT ME
AND MY KIDS
ARE ALL FREAKS
EVERY SIDE I GET UP ON
IS THE WRONG SIDE
OF BED
IF IT WEREN'T
SO EXPENSIVE
I'D WISH I WERE DEAD
SIGNED UNHAPPY
UNHAPPY UNHAPPY
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN'T
WHAT YOU AIN'T
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP WISHIN'
FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN' ON WOOD
DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
BUT MY STOMACH
MAKES NOISES
WHENEVER I KISS
MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS ME
IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
BUT MY STOMACH
TELLS ME
TO WRITE YOU INSTEAD
SIGNED
NOISEMAKER
NOISEMAKER
NOISEMAKER
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN'T
WHAT YOU AIN'T
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP WISHIN'
FOR BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN' ON WOOD
DEAR ABBY DEAR ABBY
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT ME AND
MY GIRLFRIEND
WOULD EVER GET CAUGHT
WE WERE SITTIN'
IN THE BACK SEAT
JUST 'A SHOOTIN'
THE BREEZE
WITH HER HAIR UP
IN CURLERS
AND HER PANTS
TO HER KNEES
SIGNED
JUST MARRIED
JUST MARRIED
JUST MARRIED
YOU HAVE
NO COMPLAINT
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE
AND YOU AIN'T
WHAT YOU AIN'T
SO LISTEN UP BUSTER
AND LISTEN UP GOOD
STOP WISHIN' FOR
BAD LUCK
AND KNOCKIN' ON WOOD
SIGNED DEAR ABBY