She don't like
her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin'
her legs is funny
She looks down
her nose at money
She gets it on
like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid
in a month of Sundays
I caught him once
and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp
but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby and I'm his honey
I'm never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
we'll end up
a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
honey we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin'
but big old hearts
dancin' in our eyes
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup
on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor
when she shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go
He's got more balls
than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked-out weirdo
and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox
crazy as a loon
Payday comes
and he's a-howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
I'm never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
we'll end up
a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
honey we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin'
but big old hearts
dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves
we'll end up
a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
honey we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite
our noses right off of our faces
There won't be nothin'
but big old hearts
dancin' in our eyes
There won't be nothin'
but big old hearts
dancin' in our eyes
In spite of ourselves