Two trailer park girls
Go round the outside,
Round the outside,
Round the outside.
Two trailer park girls
Go round the outside,
Round the outside,
Round the outside.
''Ooooohhhhh!''
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back;
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back;
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back;
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back...
I've created a monster,
'Cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more
They want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady,
Then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me
Mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart
My heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked
At the hospital
By the Dr.
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table
While he's operating ''Hey''
You waited this long
To stop debating
'Cuz I'm back,
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job
Ms. Cheney
But your husband's
Heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me
So let me see
They tried
To shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty
Without me
So come on dip,
Bum on your lips
F##k that, c#m on your lips
And some on your t-ts
And get ready 'cuz this s##t's
About to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits,
''F##k you Debbie!''
Now this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need
A little controversy,
'Cuz it feels
So empty without me
I said this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
A little controversy,
Cuz it feels
So empty without me
Little hellions,
Kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents
Still listen to Elvis
They start feeling
Like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along
On a mission and yells ''b##ch''
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got
Everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster
Such a catastrophe
For you to see
So damn much of my ass
You ask for me?
Well I'm back
Fix your bent antenna
Tune it in
And then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin
Like a splinter
The center of attention
Back for the winter
I'm interesting,
The best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids
Ears and nesting
Testing ''Attention Please''
Feel the tension
Soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 1 0 cents
My 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent,
You sent for me?
Now this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
A little controversy,
Cuz it feels
So empty without me
I said this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
A little controversy,
Cuz it feels
So empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody
Who's talking this s##t that s##t
Chris Kirkpatrick,
You can get your ass kicked
Worse than them
Little Limp Bizkit b##tards,
And Moby,
You can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed
F##king blow me
You don't know me,
You're too old
Let go, it's over,
Nobody listens to techno
Now lets go,
Just give me the signal
I will be there
With a whole list
Full of new insults
I've been dope,
Suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince
Turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes
The s##t just seems,
Everybody only wants
To discuss me
So this must mean
I'm disgusting,
But its just me
I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first
King of controversy
I am the worst thing
Since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music
So selfishly
And use it
To get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works
20 million other
White rappers emerge
But no matter
How many fish in the sea
lt'll be so
Empty without me
Now this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
A little controversy,
Cuz it feels
So empty without me
I said this looks
Like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
A little controversy,
Cuz it feels
So empty without me
.. I. a la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
''Kids!''