Oh, well imagine
as I'm pacing the pews
in a church corridor
and I can't help
but to hear
No I can't help but to hear
an exchanging of words
"What a
beautiful wedding"
"What a beautiful
wedding", says the
bridesmaid to
"And yes, but what
a shame
What a shame,
the poor groom's
bride is a wh***"
I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people
ever heard of
Closing a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better to
face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise
and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people
ever heard of closing
a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better to
face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Well in fact well I'll
look at it this way
I mean technically our
marriage is saved
Well this calls
for a toast,
so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact
Well I'll look
at it this way
I mean technically our
marriage is saved
Well this calls
for a toast so
pour the champagne,
pour the champagne
I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people
ever heard of
Closing a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better
to face these
kinds of things
With a sense of
poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people
ever heard of closing
a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better to
face these kinds of things
With a sense of
poise and rationality...
Again.....
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people
ever heard of
Closing a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better
to face these
kinds of things
With a sense of
poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people
ever heard of closing
a g*dd*mn door?"
No, it's much better to
face these kinds of things
With a sense of
poise and rationality...
Again.....





