YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M 'A RIDIN' AROUND
ON RECAPPED TIRES
AND YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M HANGIN'
OUR CLOTHES OUTSIDE
ON WIRES
AND YOU'RE THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLIN'
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY
AIN'T EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
YOU'RE THE REASON
I'VE CHANGED TO BEER
FROM SODA POP
AND YOU'RE THE REASON
I NEVER GET TO GO
TO THE BEAUTY SHOP
YOU'RE THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLIN'
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY
AIN'T EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
I GUESS THAT WE
WON'T EVER HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED
'CAUSE WHEN WE
GET AHEAD IT'S GOT
ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED
AND THAT'S THE REASON
THAT MY GOOD LOOKS
AND MY FIGURE IS GONE
AND THAT'S THE REASON
THAT I AIN'T GOT NO HAIR
TO COMB
AND YOU'RE THE REASON
OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
LITTLE DARLIN'
AH BUT LOOKS
AIN'T EVERYTHING
AND MONEY
AIN'T EVERYTHING
BUT I LOVE YOU
JUST THE SAME
CONWAY
WHY IN THE DEVIL
DON'T YOU GO
AND SHAVE AND PUT ON
A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS
BUT LORETTA
LOOK AT YOURSELF
I WISH YOU'D TAKE THEM
CURLERS OUT OF
YOUR HAIR AND
AND GO PUT ON A
LITTLE MAKEUP AND GET
OUT OF THAT HOUSECOAT
BEFORE SUPPER
HA WELL LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING
CONWAY
CONSIDERIN'
EVERYTHING THAT I
WENT THROUGH TODAY
I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR
EH-HE-YEAH RUTH BUZZI
THANKYEE
BESIDES THAT
ALL OF OUR KIDS
TOOK AFTER YOUR PART
OF THE FAMILY ANYWAY
OH THEY DID HUH WELL
WHAT ABOUT THE ONES
THAT'S BALD
HA HA HA HA HA HA
WELL I GUESS
YOU MIGHT SAY
THEY TOOK AFTER ME
HA HA HA