WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
JUST A BAD LITTLE KID
MY MAMA NOTICED
FUNNY THINGS I DID
LIKE SHOOTIN' PUPPIES
WITH A B.B. GUN
I'D POISON GUPPIES
AND WHEN I WAS DONE
I'D FIND A PUSSYCAT
AND BASH IN ITS HEAD
THAT'S WHEN
MY MAMA SAID
SHE SAID MY BOY
I THINK SOMEDAY
YOU'LL FIND A WAY
TO MAKE YOUR NATURAL
TENDENCIES PAY
YOU'LL BE A DENTIST
YOU HAVE A TALENT
FOR CAUSIN' THINGS PAIN
SON BE A DENTIST
PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU
TO BE INHUMANE
YOUR TEMPERAMENT'S
WRONG FOR
THE PRIESTHOOD
AND TEACHING WOULD
SUIT YOU STILL LESS
SON BE A DENTIST
YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS
OH SHUT UP
OPEN WIDE
HERE I COME
I AM YOUR DENTIST
AND I ENJOY THE CAREER
THAT I PICKED
I AM YOUR DENTIST
AND I GET OFF ON
THE PAIN I INFLICT
WHEN I START
EXTRACTING
THOSE MOLARS
YOU GIRLS
WILL BE SCREAMING
LIKE HOLY ROLLERS
AND THOUGH
IT MAY CAUSE
MY PATIENTS DISTRESS
SOMEWHERE
SOMEWHERE
IN HEAVEN ABOVE ME
I KNOW I KNOW
THAT MY MAMA'S
PROUD OF ME
'CAUSE I'M A DENTIST
AND A SUCCESS
SAY AH
SAY AH
NOW SPIT