Last night at the bar
it was karaoke night
Yeah everybody down there
was feeling alright
They got big margarita
pitchers two for one
Yum yum
They were feeling footloose
and ready for some fun
When I signed up
I was ready to go
But they didn't call my name
for an hour or so
**** if they didn't make
me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape
to sing a Jon Bon's song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinkin'
you're gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke
just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Well the place got rockin'
temptation was strong
All the pretty girls
kept a eggin' me on
Well I shoulda kept my
flip flops glued to the chair
But no I jumped right up
and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
You can sing in the shower
till you sound real good
You can terrorize the
whole **** neighborhood
But when you hit that stage
with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself son
if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Play it boys
If you ask me
**** I killed that song
When I looked around
everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers
about half my age
They grabbed the microphone
and threw me off the stage
You're too drunk to karaoke
That's what they told me
You're too drunk to karaoke
How can that be
You don't have to be good
Don't have to be refined
You just have to be a legend
in your own mind
Don't have to rehearse
or even sing on key
Just prove that theory
of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Look at me
You're too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke