IF YOU'RE HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
I GOT THE RAP PATROL
ON THE GAT PATROL
FOES THAT WANNA MAKE SURE
MY CASKET'S CLOSED
RAP CRITICS THAT SAY
HE'S MONEY, CASH, HOES
I'M FROM THE HOOD, STUPID
WHAT TYPE OF FACTS ARE THOSE
IF YOU GREW UP WITH HOLES
IN YOUR ZAPATOS
YOU'D CELEBRATE THE MINUTE
YOU WAS HAVIN' DOUGH
I'M LIKE, F##K CRITICS
YOU CAN KISS
MY WHOLE ASSHOLE
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY LYRICS
YOU CAN PRESS FAST FORWARD
GOT BEEF WITH RADIO
IF I DON'T PLAY THEY SHOW
THEY DON'T PLAY MY HITS
WELL, I DON'T GIVE A S##T, SO
RAP MAGS TRY
AND USE MY BLACK ASS
SO, ADVERTISERS CAN GIVE 'EM
MORE CASH FOR ADS... F##KERS
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU TAKE ME AS
OR UNDERSTAND
THE INTELLIGENCE
THAT JAY-Z HAS
I'M FROM RAGS TO RICHES
N####RS, I AIN'T DUMB
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
THE YEAR IS NINETY-FOUR
AND MY TRUNK IS RAW
IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR
IS THE MOTHER-F##KIN' LAW
I GOT TWO CHOICES, Y'ALL
PULL OVER THE CAR OR
BOUNCE ON THE DOUBLE
PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR
NOW, I AIN'T TRY'NA SEE
NO HIGHWAY CHASE WITH JAKE
PLUS, I GOT A FEW DOLLARS
I COULD FIGHT THE CASE
SO, I... PULL OVER
TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
I HEARD...
'CAUSE I'M YOUNG AND I'M BLACK
AND MY HAT'S REAL LOW
BUT DO I LOOK
LIKE A MIND READER
SIR, I DON'T KNOW
AM I UNDER ARREST OR
SHOULD I GUESS SOME MORE
A-HA
I AIN'T STEPPIN' OUT OF S##T
ALL MY PAPER'S LEGIT
WELL, MY GLOVE
COMPARTMENT IS LOCKED
SO IS THE TRUNK AND THE BACK
AND I KNOW MY RIGHTS
SO, YOU GON' NEED
A WARRANT FOR THAT, HA!
NAH, I AIN'T PASSED THE BAR
BUT I KNOW A LITTLE BIT
ENOUGH THAT YOU WON'T
ILLEGALLY SEARCH MY S##T
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
NOW ONCE UPON A TIME
NOT TOO LONG AGO
A N####R LIKE MYSELF
HAD TO STRONG ARM A HOE
AND THIS IS NOT A HOE
IN THE SENSE OF HAVIN' A PUSSY
BUT A PUSSY HAVIN'
NO GOD-DAMN SENSE
TRY'NA PUSH ME
I TRIED TO IGNORE 'EM
AND TALK TO THE LORD
PRAY FOR 'EM
BUT SOME FOOLS
JUST LOVE TO PERFORM
YOU KNOW THE TYPE
LOUD AS A MOTOR BIKE
BUT WOULDN'T BUST A GRAPE
IN A FRUIT FIGHT
AND THE ONLY THIN'
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IS I'M-A GET TO CLAPPIN'
AND HE AND HIS BOYS
GON' BE YAPPIN' TO THE CAPTAIN
AND THERE I GO
TRAPPED IN THE KIT-KAT AGAIN
BACK THROUGH THE SYSTEM
WITH THE RIFF-RAFF AGAIN
FIENDS ON THE FLOOR
SCRATCHIN' AGAIN
PAPARAZZI'S WITH THEIR
CAMERAS SNAPPIN' THEM
D.A. TRIED TO GIVE
A N####R SHAFT AGAIN
HALF-A-MILL FOR BAIL
'CAUSE I'M AFRICAN
ALL BECAUSE THIS FOOL
WAS HARRASSIN' THEM
TRY'NA PLAY THE BOY
LIKE HE'S SACCHARIN
BUT AIN'T NOTHIN' SWEET
'BOUT HOW I HOLD MY GUN
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BEIN' A BITCH AIN'T ONE
HIT ME
NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HIT ME
WOO, WOO, UH, UH
HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS
AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE, HA, HA
YOU'RE CRAZY
FOR THIS ONE, RICK
IT'S YOUR BOY