OH YEAH BLESS MY SOUL
HERC WAS ON A ROLL
PERSON OF THE WEEK IN
EV'RY GREEK OPINION POLL
WHAT A PRO HERC
COULD STOP A SHOW
POINT HIM AT A MONSTER
AND YOU'RE TALKIN' S.R.O.
HE WAS A NO ONE
NOW HE'S A HONCHO
HERE WAS A KID WITH
HIS ACT DOWN PAT
FROM ZERO TO HERO
IN NO TIME FLAT
ZERO TO HERO
JUST LIKE THAT
WHEN HE SMILED
THE GIRLS WENT WILD
WITH OOHS AND AAHS
AND THEY SLAPPED HIS
FACE ON EV'RY VASE
ON EV'RY VASE
FROM APPEARANCE
FEES AND ROYALTIES
OUR HERC HAD
CASH TO BURN
NOW NOUVEAU RICHE AN'
FAMOUS HE COULD TELL YOU
WHAT'S A GRECIAN URN
SAY AMEN THERE
HE GOES AGAIN
SWEET AND UNDEFEATED
AND AN AWESOME 10 FOR 10
FOLKS LINE UP JUST
TO WATCH HIM FLEX
AND THIS PERFECT
PACKAGE
PACKED A PAIR
OF PRETTY PECS
HERCIE HE COMES HE
SEES HE CONQUERS
HONEY THE CROWDS
WERE GOING BONKERS
HE SHOWED THE MOXIE
BRAINS AND SPUNK
FROM ZERO TO HERO
A MAJOR HUNK
ZERO TO HERO AND
WHO'DA THUNK
WHO PUT THE GLAD
IN GLADIATOR
WHOSE DARING DEEDS
ARE GREAT THEATER
ISN'T HE BOLD
IS HE SWEET MM
HERCULES HERCULES
HERCULES
HERCULES HERCULES
HERCULES
BLESS MY SOUL HERC
WAS ON A ROLL
UNDEFEATED
RIDING HIGH AND
THE NICEST GUY
NOT CONCEITED
HE WAS A NOTHIN'
NOW HE'S A HONCHO
HE HIT THE HEIGHTS
AT BREAKNECK SPEED
FROM ZERO TO HERO
HERC IS A HERO
NOW HE'S A HERO
OH YEAH YEAH
YES INDEED