The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee
go d-doing doing doing
I don't believe it,
it's almost to good
to be true
I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
d-doing doing doing
The way she moves,
she's like a
belly-dancer
She shakin that *ss
to the new Nelly jamz
I think someone's at the
door but I don't think
I'm-a answer
Police saying freeze
d-doing doing doing
What do you
mean freeze?
Please I'm a human
being, I have needs,
I'm not done, not till I'm
finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest
I am agreeing
Mister Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground
any further
It's impossible for me
and do not treat me
like a murderer
I just like to
pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R and B
I sing song
it go Ringy Chong
ah Ching Chong
Chong Chong Ching
Psyche, I joke I joke
I kid I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry
Please, please forgive
for I am Triumph,
the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet. I can
get away with anything I
say and you will love it
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
d-doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson,
looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
Every time I see that
show on MTV my
pee pee goes
d-doing doing doing
Mary Kate and
Ashley used
to be so wholesome
Now they getting older,
they're starting to
grow bum bums
I go to the movies
and sit down with
my popcorn
Police saying, freeze
d-doing doing doing
What do you mean
freeze? Jeez I just got
my seat. I have ticket
Look I put away
my zipper zipped
Please do not remove
me from this movie
theatre, please. I did not
even get to see Mary
Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be
obscene or make a great
big scene and don't treat
me like I'm Pee-Wee
Herman. This movie's
PG, Mister Officer
I demand to see my
attourney. I will simple
plead innocent,
cop a plea
and be free
Free, yes free,
right back on
the streets
What you mean my
lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy?
I am Triumph
Britney Spears has
shoulders like a man
And I could say that
and you laugh 'cos there's
a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
d-doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is not quite
old enough so I ain't
never seen a butt
like that
Maybe next year I'll say
*ss and she'll make
my slinky go
d-doing doing doing
The way she moves
she dances
like a GO-GO
In that video she sings
get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend
Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, freeze
d-doing doing doing
What do you
mean freeze?
My computers
will be seized
And my keys
to my ranch
I just baked cookies
Mister Officer, lookie,
take a whiff of these
Here, I make
Jesus juice,
take a sip of this
Nobody is safe
from me,
no not even me
I don't even know if
I could say the
word pee pee
Pee on the radio
but I think I did
Janet is that a breast?
I think I just saw a t*t
Psyche, I joke I joke
I kid I kid
I don't think my joke
is working I must flee
Quick, get to
the chopper
Everybody get out
I am not Triumph
I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen
an *ss like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee
go d-doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani will
you pee pee on me
Please, I ain't never
seen an *ss like that
'Cos the way
you move it
you make my slinky
go d-doing doing doing