Today I don't feel like
doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything uh
I'm gonna kick my feet up
then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me
I can't nah
I'll be loungin' on the couch
just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can
teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle
I'm the freakin' man
Oh-oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like
doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
Nothing at all
Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh ooh
Tomorrow I'll wake up
do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
Yeah I might mess around
and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be
so proud of me
But sorry pops
you'll just have to wait
Oh-oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like
doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No no no no no
no no no no
I'll just strut
in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh today I don't feel like
doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
Nothin' at all
Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh ooh
Nothin' at all