This ain't Texas
ain't no hold 'em
so lay your cards down
down, down, down
So park your Lexus
and throw your keys up
stick around, 'round,
'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned
if I can't slow dance
with you, come pour
some sugar on me
honey too
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
don't be a b**ch
come take it
to the floor now
woo
Huh there's a tornado
in my city
in the basement
that s**t ain't pretty
Rugged whiskey
we're survivin'
off red cup kisses
sweet redemption
passin' time, yeah
Oooooh one
step to the right
we headed to the dive bar
we always
thought was nice
Oooooh run
me to the left
then fling me
in the middle
boy I can't
read your mind
This ain't Texas
ain't no hold 'em
so lay your cards down
down, down, down
So park your Lexus
and throw your keys up
stick around, 'round
'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned
if I can't slow dance
with you, come pour
some sugar on me
honey too
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
don't be a b**ch
come take it
to the floor now
And I'll be damned
if I cannot dance
with you, come pour
some liquor on me
honey too
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
don't be a b**ch
come take it
to the floor now
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
There's a heatwave
coming at us
too hot to think straight
too cold to panic
All of the problems
just feel dramatic
now we're runnin'
to the first bar
that we find, yeah
Ooooh one
step to the right
we headed to the dive bar
we always
thought was nice
Ooooh you
run to the left
just with me
in the middle
boy I can't
read your mind
This ain't Texas
ain't no hold 'em
lay your cards down
down, down, down
So park your Lexus
throw your keys up
stick around, 'round
'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned
if I cannot dance
with you, come pour
some sugar on me
honey too
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
don't be a b**ch
come take it
to the floor now
And I'll be damned
if I cannot dance with you
come pour some liquor
on me honey, too
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
don't be a
come take it
to the floor now, ooh
Take it
to the floor now, ooh
hoops, spurs, boots
to the floor now, ooh
Tuck, back, oops
shoot
come take it
to the floor now ooh
And I'll be damned if
I cannot dance with you
baby pour that sugar
and liquor on me too
furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic
photogenic, shoot