ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO ME
A JAPANESE
TRANSISTOR RADIO
GREEN POLKA DOT
PAJAMAS
IT'S A NAKASHUMA
A CALENDAR BOOK
WITH THE NAME OF
MY INSURANCE MAN
IT'S THE MARK IV MODEL
THAT'S THE ONE
THAT'S DISCONTINUED
A SIMULATED
ALLIGATOR WALLET
AND IT COMES
IN A LEATHERETTE CASE
WITH HOLES IN IT
SO YOU CAN LISTEN
RIGHT THROUGH THE CASE
A STATUE OF A LADY
WITH A CLOCK
WHERE HER STOMACH
OUGHT TO BE
AND IT HAS
A WIRE WITH A THING
ON ONE END THAT
YOU CAN STICK
IN YOUR EAR
AND A THING
ON THE OTHER END
THAT YOU
CAN'T STICK
ANYWHERE
BECAUSE IT'S BENT
A HAMMERED
ALUMINUM
NUTCRACKER
AND ALL THAT
OTHER STUFF
A PINK SATIN PILLOW
THAT SAYS
SAN DIEGO
WITH FRINGE
ALL AROUND IT
AND ALL
THAT OTHER STUFF
AN INDOOR
PLASTIC BIRD BATH
AND A JAPANESE
TRANSISTOR RADIO
A PAIR OF TEAKWOOD
SHOWER CLOGS
A CHROMIUM
COMBINATION
MANICURE SCISSORS
AND CIGARETTE
LIGHTER
AN AUTOMATIC
VEGETABLE SLICER
THAT WORKS
WHEN YOU SEE IT
ON TELEVISION
BUT NOT WHEN
YOU GET IT HOME
ON THE TWELFTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
ALTHOUGH
IT MAY SEEM STRANGE
ON THE TWELFTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS
I'M GOING TO
EXCHANGE
AN AUTOMATIC
VEGETABLE SLICER
THAT WORKS
WHEN YOU SEE IT
ON TELEVISION
BUT NOT
WHEN YOU GET IT HOME
PAIR OF TEAKWOOD
SHOWER CLOGS
A PINK SATIN PILLOW
THAT SAYS SAN DIEGO
WITH FRINGE
ALL AROUND IT
STATUE OF A LADY
WITH A CLOCK
WHERE HER STOMACH
OUGHT TO BE
CALENDAR BOOK
WITH THE NAME OF
MY INSURANCE MAN
AND A JAPANESE
TRANSISTOR RADIO
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYBODY