PUT ON YOUR YALMULKA
HERE COMES CHANUKAH
SO MUCH FUN-AKKAH
TO CELEBRATE CHANUKAH
CHANUKAH IS
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS
INSTEAD OF ONE DAY
OF PRESENTS
WE HAVE EIGHT
CRAZY NIGHTS
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE
THE ONLY KID IN TOWN
WITHOUT A
CHRISTMAS TREE
HERE'S A LIST OF
PEOPLE
WHO ARE JEWISH
JUST LIKE YOU AND ME
DAVID LEE ROTH
LIGHTS THE MENORRAH
SO DO JAMES CAAN
KIRK DOUGLAS
AND THE LATE
DINAH SHORE-AH
GUESS WHO EATS
TOGETHER
AT THE KARNICKEY DELI
BOWSER FROM SHA-NA-NA
AND ARTHUR FONZERRELLI
PAUL NEWMAN'S
HALF JEWISH
GOLDIE HAWN'S HALF TOO
PUT THEM TOGETHER
WHAT A FINE
LOOKIN' JEW
YOU DON'T NEED
DECK THE HALLS
OR JINGLE BELL ROCK
'CAUSE YOU CAN SPIN
THE DREIDL
WITH CAPTAIN KIRK
AND MISTER SPOCK
BOTH JEWISH
PUT ON YOUR YALMULKA
IT'S TIME FOR CHANUKAH
THE OWNER OF THE
SEATTLE SUPERSONIC-AHS
CELEBRATES CHANUKAH
O.J. SIMPSON
NOT A JEW
BUT GUESS WHO IS
HALL OF FAMER
ROD CAREW
HE CONVERTED
WE'VE GOT ANN LANDERS
AND HER SISTER
DEAR ABBY
HARRISON FORD'S
A QUARTER JEWISH
NOT TOO SHABBY
SOME PEOPLE THINK
THAT EBENEEZER
SCROOGE IS
WELL HE'S NOT
BUT GUESS WHO IS
ALL THREE STOOGES
SO MANY JEWS
ARE IN SHOW BIZ
TOM CRUISE ISN'T
BUT I HEARD
IS AGENT IS
TELL YOUR FRIEND
VERONICA
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE
CHANUKAH
I HOPE I GET
A HARMONICA
ON THIS LOVELY LOVELY
CHANUKAH
SO DRINK YOUR GIN
AND TONIC-AH
AND SMOKE YOUR
MARIJUANIC-AH
IF YOU REALLY
REALLY WANNA-KAH
HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY CHANUKAH
HAPPY CHANUKAH