Mommy, daddy,
look at me
I went to school
and I got a degree
All my friends
call it the big D
I went to school
and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I went to school
and I got the big D
Is your muffin buttered
Would you like us to
assign someone to
butter your muffin
Excuse me
Excuse me
Hey you, over there
On the chaise longue
in your underwear
What are you doing
sitting down
You should be
horizontal now
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
Is your mother worried
Would you like us to
assign someone to
worry your mother
Excuse me
Excuse me
Hey you,
in the front row
Are you coming
backstage after the show
Because I've got a chaise
longue in my dressing room
And a pack of warm beer
that we can consume
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue,
on the chaise longue
All day long,
on the chaise longue
All day long, all day long,
on the chaise longue
All day long, all day long,
on the chaise longue
All day long, all day long,
on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue,
all day long,
on the chaise longue