DON'T WANNA BE
A CANADIAN IDIOT
DON'T WANNA BE SOME
BEER-SWILLIN' HOCKEY NUT
AND DO I LOOK LIKE
SOME FROST-BITTEN HOSE-HEAD
I NEVER LEARNED
MY ALPHABET FROM A TO ZED
THEY ALL LIVE ON
DOUGHNUTS AND MOOSE MEAT
AND THEY LEAVE THE HOUSE
WITHOUT PACKIN' HEAT
NEVER EVEN BRING
THEIR GUNS TO THE MALL
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE IS TOO FUNNY
THEIR STUPID MONOPOLY MONEY
CAN'T TAKE 'EM SERIOUSLY AT ALL
WELL, MAPLE SYRUP
AND SNOW'S WHAT THEY EXPORT
THEY TREAT CURLING
JUST LIKE IT'S A REAL SPORT
THEY THINK THEIR SILLY
ACCENT IS SO CUTE
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A THING THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOOT
SURE, THEY GOT
THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH CARE
CHEAPER MEDS
LOW CRIME RATES AND CLEAN AIR
THEN AGAIN
WELL, THEY GOT CELINE DION
EAT THEIR WEIGHT
IN KRAFT MACARONI
AND DREAM OF
DRIVIN' A ZAMBONI
ALL OVER SASKATCHEWAN
DON'T WANNA BE
A CANADIAN IDIOT
WON'T FIGURE OUT THEIR
TEMPERATURE IN CELSIUS
SEE THE MAP
THEY'RE HOVERIN'
RIGHT OVER US
TELL YOU THE TRUTH
IT MAKES ME KINDA NERVOUS
ALWAYS HEAR THE
SAME KIND OF STORY
BREAK THEIR NOSE
AND THEY'LL JUST SAY, SORRY
TELL ME, WHAT KIND OF
FREAKS ARE THAT POLITE
IT'S GOTTA MEAN
THEY'RE ALL UP TO SOMETHIN'
SO, QUICK
BEFORE THEY SEE IT COMIN'
TIME FOR A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!