They see me mowin'
my front lawn
I know they're
all thinking
I'm so white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm
white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm
white 'n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white 'n' nerdy
think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
First in my class here
at M.I.T. got skills
I'm a Champion at DND
MC Escher that's my
favourite MC
Give me 40
I'll just have an
Earl Grey tea
my rims never spin
to the contrary
You'll find that they're
quite stationary
all of my action figures
are cherry
Steven Hawkins
in my library
my MySpace page is
all totally pimped out
I got people begging
for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to
a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but
I still wear braces
I order all of my
sandwiches
with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at
minesweeper
I can play for days
Once you see my sweet
moves you're gonna
stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast
I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app
I haven't run
at Pascal well
I'm number 1
Do vector calculus
just for fun
I ain't got a gat
but I gotta
soldering gun
Happy days is my
favourite theme song
I can sure kick
butt in a game
of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz
you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script
as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
my Segway!
I know in my heart
they think I'm
white 'n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm
white 'n' nerdy
Look at me
I'm white 'n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with
the gangsters
Although it's apparent
I'm too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
How'd I get so
white 'n' nerdy?
I've been browsing
inspectin' X-men comics
you know I collect 'em
the pens in my pocket
I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard
never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals
on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail
really well I can recite it
right now and have
you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing
websites when my
friends need some code
who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
even made a homepage
for my dog! Yo!
I got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale
down at the GAP
Spend my nights with
a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!
Hope no-one sees
me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme
and whiter than
sour creme
I was in AV club and
Glee club and even
the chess team!
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on
my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
and rollin' their eyes
'cause I'm so
white 'n' nerdy
Just because I'm
white 'n' nerdy
Just because I'm
white 'n' nerdy
All because I'm
white 'n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm
white 'n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious
I'm white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too
white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm
white 'n' nerdy!