When the moon shines
on the cow shed
And we're rolling in the hay
All the cows
are out there grazing
And the milk is on it's way
I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes
all me troubles away
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Proper job
wanna try some young 'un
It's so cosy in the kitchen
With the smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze
blows 'cross the farmyard
You can smell
those cow sheds too
Never smelt nothin'
like it in me life
When those combine
wheels stop turning
And the hard days
work is done
There's a pub
around the corner
It's the place we have our fun
We'll have some fun an all
I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes
all me troubles away
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Come on young'n, get a
couple of pints down ya neck!
Now dear old Mabel
when she's able
We takes a stroll
down lovers lane
And we'll sink a pint of scrumpy
Then we'll play
all natures games
But we'll end up
in the duck pond
When the pub
decides to close
With me britches
full of tadpoles
And the newts
between me toes
I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes
all me troubles away
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
C'mon you young'n's
get it up there then..!
I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes
all me troubles away
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ay!
Let cider
be the spice of life, ha..!