I drove my tractor through
your haystack last night
I threw my pitch fork
at your dog to keep quiet
Now somthing's telling me
that your avoiding me
Come on now darling
you've got something I need
'Cos I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get
together in perfect harmony
I've got twenty acres
And you've got forty-three
Oh.., I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
and I'll give you the key
She made I laugh, ha, ha...
I'll stick my Ewe out
give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know
I'll love you darling
so give me your hand
The thing I want the most
is all they acres of land
'Cos I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get
together in perfect harmony
I've got twenty acres
And you've got forty-three
Oh.., I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
and I'll give you the key
'Cor, she's a lovely
bit of stuff, an' all...
For seven long years
I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen
it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up
would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy
and that lager and lime
'Cos I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get
together in perfect harmony
I've got twenty acres
And you've got forty-three
Oh.., I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
and I'll give you the key
Who loves ya baby, ah, ha...
Weren't we a grand couple
at that last Wurzel's dance
I wore brand new gaiters
and my corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress
with your perfume
smelling grand
We had our photo took
of us holding hands
And I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both
past our fifties
I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting
and will you marry me
'Cos I've got a brand new
Combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Ah.., your a fine looking woman
and I can't wait to get
my hands on your land..!