I THINK PEOPLE
FORGET ABOUT
THE TRUE MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS
LOVE FRIENDSHIP
AND SPENDIN' TIME
WITH THE FAMILY
MAMA'D BE INSIDE
FIXIN' TURKEY
AND DRESSIN' AND
ME AND MY BROTHERS
USED TO PLAY OUTSIDE
IN THE SNOW
FOR HOURS
THROWIN'
SNOWBALLS AND
I'LL NEVER FORGET
MY DADDY COMIN'
OUTSIDE AND SAYIN'
HEY
WHO PUT THE D###
ON THE SNOWMAN
AND EMBARRASSED
THE FAMILY
YOU COULD HAVE
USED A BALL BAT
A CUCUMBER
OR A ZUCCHINI
BUT INSTEAD
YOU USED A THIMBLE
SOMETHIN' YOU COULD
BARELY SEE
A-WHO PUT THE D###
ON THE SNOWMAN
AND MADE HIM
LOOK LIKE ME
YOU BOYS BEEN TALKIN'
TO YOUR MAMA
I GOT YOUR
CHRISTMAS PRESENT
RIGHT HERE
YOU LITTLE BASTARD
IT'S A HICKORY STICK
I'M GONNA
BEAT YOUR A$$