I SAW HER
SITTIN' IN A BARROOM
IN THAT SMOKY
ATMOSPHERE
SHE SMILED
BACK AT ME
AS I DRANK DOWN
ONE LAST BEER
SHE PULLED ME
ON THE DANCE FLOOR
WE DANCED
A SONG OR TWO
IT WAS THEN I REALIZED
THAT I
BIT OFF MORE
THAN I COULD CHEW
I THINK I'M DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
SHE'S GOT CALLUSES
ON HER HAND
SHE'S GOT A VOICE
LIKE JOHNNY CASH
IS SHE HIDING
A MUSTACHE
THINK I'M DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
WE SAT DOWN
AND TALKED AWHILE
AND WE LISTENED
TO THE BAND
AND A FRIEND OF MINE
WALKED BY
AND HE ASKED HER
IF SHE'D DANCE
THEN HE GENTLY
TOOK HER HAND
THEN HE TWIRLED HER
'ROUND AND 'ROUND
IT LOOKED LIKE
HE WAS HAVIN' FUN
UNTIL HER SKIRT
FELL TO THE GROUND
I THINK HE'S DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
THE BOYS AT THE LODGE
WON'T UNDERSTAND
AS THEY TWO-STEPPED
'CROSS THE FLOOR
I QUICKLY HEADED
FOR THE DOOR
I THINK HE'S DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
GOOD LORD
WE'RE DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
IT'LL BE KNOWN
THROUGHOUT THE LAND
TWO BOYS FROM TEXAS
DANCE A JIG
WITH A DUDE
WHO WORE A WIG
WE BEEN DANCIN'
WITH A MAN
SHE CRUSHED
A BEER CAN
ON HER HEAD
GOOD LORD
HER FOREHEAD'S RED
WE BEEN DANCIN'
WITH A DAMN BIG MAN