OH IT SEEMS TO ME
THIS WHOLE WORLD'S
GONE CRAZY
THERE'S TOO MUCH HATE
AND KILLIN' GOIN' ON
BUT WHEN I SEE
THE BARE CHEST
OF A WOMAN
MY WORRIES
AND MY PROBLEMS
ARE ALL GONE
NO ONE THINKS
OF FIGHTIN'
WHEN THEY SEE
A TOPLESS GIRL
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD
SHOW YOURS TOO
WE COULD SAVE
THE WORLD
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
UNCLASP YOUR BRA
AND SET
THOSE PUPPIES FREE
THEY'D LOOK
A WHOLE LOT BETTER
WITHOUT THAT SWEATER
BABY I'M SURE
YOU'LL AGREE
IF YOU GOT
TWO FUN BAGS
SHOW THEM
TO ME
I DON'T CARE
IF THEY DON'T MATCH
OR ONE'S BIGGER THAN
THE OTHER
YOU CAN SHOW ME ONE
AND I'LL IMAGINE
THE OTHER
EVEN IF
YOU'RE REALLY OLD
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG
DON'T BE SAD
YOUR BOOBS AIN'T BAD
THEY'RE JUST
A LITTLE LONG
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT
AND LET
THE WHOLE WORLD SEE
JUST DISROBE
SHOW YOUR GLOBES
AND A HAPPY MAN
I'LL BE
IF YOU GOT
DOS CHI-CHI'S
SHOW THEM TO ME
I'VE MET A LOT OF THEM
BUT NEVER ONE
I'VE HATED
EVEN IF YOU'VE HAD
THIRTEEN KIDS
AND YOU THINK
THEY LOOK DEFLATED
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A BAD BREAST
I BELIEVE THIS MUCH
IS TRUE IF YOU'RE
A BIG FAT MAN I'M A
BOOBIE FAN AND I'D
LOVE TO SEE YOURS TOO
SHOW THEM TO ME
SHOW THEM TO ME
JUST LIKE THE GIRLS
GONE WILD ON T.V.
JUST LEAN BACK AND
SHOW YOUR RACK
AND I'LL BE IN ECSTASY
IF YOU'VE GOT
TWO CASABAS
SHOW THEM
TO ME YEAH
ALL THE WORLD
WILL LIVE IN HARMONY
IT'LL DO YOU GOOD
AND IT'LL GIVE ME WOOD
AND WE'LL MAKE
HISTORY
IF YOU LOVE
YOUR COUNTRY
I'M GONNA SAY IT
ONE MORE TIME
I SAID IF YOU LOVE
YOUR COUNTRY YEAH EH
THEN STAND UP
AND SHOW THEM
BIG OL' BOOBIES TO ME