FRUITCAKES
IN THE KITCHEN
FRUITCAKES
ON THE STREET
STRUTTIN' NAKED
THROUGH
THE CROSSWALK
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE WEEK
HALF BAKED COOKIES
IN THE OVEN
HALF BAKED PEOPLE
ON THE BUS
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF FRUITCAKE LEFT
IN EVERY ONE OF US
PARADISE
LOST AND FOUND
PARADISE
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
I WAS OUT
IN CALIFORNIA
WHERE I HEAR
THEY HAVE IT ALL
THEY GOT RIOTS
FIRES AND MUDSLIDES
THEY GOT SUSHI
IN THE MALL
WATER BARS
AND BRONTOSAURS
CHINESE MODERN LUST
SHAKE AND BAKE
LIFE WITH THE QUAKE
THE SECRET'S
IN THE CRUST
FRUITCAKES
IN THE KITCHEN
FRUITCAKES
ON THE STREET
STRUTTIN' NAKED
THROUGH
THE CROSSWALK
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE WEEK
HALF BAKED COOKIES
IN THE OVEN
HALF BAKED PEOPLE
ON THE BUS
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF FRUITCAKE LEFT
IN EVERY ONE OF US
SPEAKIN' OF FRUITCAKES
HOW 'BOUT
THE GOVERNMENT
YOUR TAX DOLLARS
AT WORK
WE LOST OUR MARTIAN
ROCKET SHIP
THE HIGH PAID
SPOKESMAN SAID
LOOKS LIKE THAT
SILLY ROCKET SHIP
HAS LOST IT'S
CONE-SHAPED HEAD
WE SPENT
NINETY JILLION DOLLARS
TRYIN' TO GET A LOOK
AT MARS
I HEAR UNIVERSAL
LAUGHTER
RINGING OUT AMONG
THE STARS
FRUITCAKES
IN THE GALAXY
FRUITCAKES
ON THE EARTH
STRUT NAKED
TOWARDS ETERNITY
WE'VE BEEN THAT WAY
SINCE BIRTH
HALF BAKED COOKIES
IN THE OVEN
HALF BAKED PEOPLE
ON THE BUS
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF FRUITCAKE LEFT
IN EVERY ONE OF US
RELIGION
RELIGION
OH THERE'S A THIN LINE
BETWEEN
SATURDAY NIGHT
AND SUNDAY MORNING
HERE WE GO NOW
ALRIGHT ALTAR BOYS
MEA CULPA MEA CULPA
MEA MAXIMA CULPA
MEA CULPA MEA CULPA
MEA MAXIMA CULPA
WHERE'S THE CHURCH
WHO TOOK THE STEEPLE
RELIGION'S IN THE HANDS
OF SOME CRAZY ASS
PEOPLE
TELEVISION PREACHERS
WITH BAD HAIR
AND DIMPLES
THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE
IT'S THE BUDDHIST IN YOU
IT'S THE PAGAN IN ME
IT'S THE MUSLIM IN HIM
SHE'S CATHOLIC AIN'T SHE
IT'S THAT BORN AGAIN LOOK
IT'S THE WASP
AND THE JEW
TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON
I AIN'T GOT A CLUE
AH HERE COMES
THE BIG ONES
RELATIONSHIPS
WE ALL GOT 'EM
WE ALL WANT 'EM
WHAT DO WE GONNA DO
WITH 'EM
HERE WE GO
I'LL TELL YOU
SHE SAID
YOU'VE GOT TO DO
YOUR FAIR SHARE
NOW COUGH UP
HALF THE RENT
I TREAT MY BODY
LIKE A TEMPLE
YOU TREAT YOURS
LIKE A TENT
BUT THE RIGHT WORD
AT THE RIGHT TIME
MAY GET ME
A LITTLE HUG
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN LIGHTNING
AND A HARMLESS
LIGHTNING BUG
FRUITCAKES
IN THE KITCHEN
FRUITCAKES
ON THE STREET
STRUTTIN' NAKED
THROUGH
THE CROSSWALK
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE WEEK
HALF BAKED COOKIES
IN THE OVEN
HALF BAKED PEOPLE
ON THE BUS
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF
FRUITCAKE LEFT
IN EVERY ONE OF US
THE FUTURE
CAPTAIN'S LOG
STAR DATE
TWO THOUSAND
AND SOMETHIN'
WE'RE SEVEN YEARS
FROM THE MILLENNIUM
THAT'S A SCIENCE
FICTION FACT
STANLEY KUBRICK
AND HIS BUDDY HAL
NOW DON'T LOOK
THAT ABSTRACT
SO I'LL PUT ON
MY BOB MARLEY TAPE
AND PRACTICE
WHAT I PREACH
GET JA LOST
IN THE REGGAE MON
AS I WALK ALONG
THE BEACH
STAY IN TOUCH
WITH MY INSANITY
REALLY IS
THE ONLY WAY
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
KIDDIES
HAVE A VERY FRUITFUL
DAY
FRUITCAKES
IN THE KITCHEN
FRUITCAKES
ON THE STREET
STRUTTIN' NAKED
THROUGH
THE CROSSWALK
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE WEEK
HALF BAKED COOKIES
IN THE OVEN
HALF BAKED PEOPLE
ON THE BUS
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF
FRUITCAKE LEFT
IN EVERY ONE OF US