NOW THEY MAKE
NEW MOVIES IN OLD
BLACK AND WHITE
WITH HAPPY
ENDINGS WHERE
NOBODY FIGHTS
SO IF YOU FIND
YOURSELF IN THAT
NOSTALGIC RAGE
HONEY JUMP
RIGHT UP AND SHOW
YOUR AGE
I WISH I HAD A
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE
THE BOSTON
BLACKIE KIND
A TWO TONED RICKY
RICARDO JACKET
AND AN AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE OF ANDY
DEVINE
I REMEMBER
BEIN' BUCK-TOOTHED
AND SKINNY
WRITIN' FAN
LETTERS TO SKY'S
NIECE PENNY
OH I WISH I HAD A
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE
THEN I COULD SOLVE
SOME MYSTERIES TOO
THEN IT'S BANDSTAND
DISNEYLAND
GROWIN' UP FAST
DRINKIN'
ON A FAKE ID
YEAH AND RAMA OF
THE JUNGLE WAS
EVERYONE'S BAWANA
BUT ONLY JAZZ
MUSICIANS WERE
SMOKIN' MARIJUANA
YEAH I WISH I HAD A
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE
THEN I COULD SOLVE
SOME MYSTERIES TOO
8 BAR BREAK
THEN IT'S FLAT
TOP DIRTY BOB
COPPIN' A FEEL
GRUBBIN' ON THE
LIVIN' ROOM FLOOR
SO SORE
YEAH THEY SEND YOU
OFF TO COLLEGE
TRY TO GAIN A LITTLE
KNOWLEDGE
BUT ALL YOU WANT
TO DO IS LEARN HOW
TO SCORE YEAH
BUT NOW I'M
GETTIN' OLD DON'T
WEAR UNDERWEAR
I DON'T GO TO
CHURCH AND I DON'T
CUT MY HAIR
BUT I CAN GO
TO MOVIES AND SEE
IT ALL THERE
JUST THE WAY
THAT IT USED TO BE
THAT'S WHY
I WISH I HAD A
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE
THE BOSTON
BLACKIE KIND
A TWO TONED RICKY
RICARDO JACKET
AND AN AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE OF ANDY
DEVINE
OH I COULD BE
ANYONE I
WANTED TO BE
MAYBE SUAVE
ERROL FLYNN OR THE
SHEIK OF ARABY
IF I ONLY HAD A
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE
THEN I COULD DO
SOME CRUISIN' TOO
YEAH BRYL-CREAM
A LITTLE DAB'LL DO
OH I COULD DO
SOME CRUISIN' TOO