I never knew I
I never knew I
Mic check one-two
Who woulda knew
Who'da known
F##k what a story
Motherf##kin' comes out
And sells a couple
Of million records
And these motherf##kers
Hit the ceiling
I don't do black music
I don't do white music
I make fight music
For high school kids
I put lives at risk
When I drive like this
I put wives at risk
With a knife like this
S##t you probably think
I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat
Ofyour truck
With duct tape stretched out
Ducked the f##k way down
Waitin to straightjump out
Put it over your mouth
And grab you by the face
What now
Oh you want me
To watch my mouth how
Take my f##kin' eyeballs out
And turn em around
Look I'll burn your
F##kin' house down circle around
And hit the hydrant
So you can't put
Your burning furniture out
I'm sorry
There must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics
While the President
Gets his d##k sucked
F##k that take drugs rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs
Men who wear makeup
Get aware wake up
Get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music
This is for your kid's amusement
But don't blame me
When lil' Eric
Jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him
Apparently you ain't parents
Cause I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
So who's bringin the guns
In this country
I couldn't sneak
A plastic pellet gun
Through customs over in London
And last week
I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
Where he's shootin
All sorts of these motherf##ckers
With a uzi
I sees three little kids
Up in the front row
Screamin ''Go ''
With their 1 7 year old Uncle
I'm like ''Guidance
Ain't they got
The same moms and dads
Who got mad when I asked
lfthey liked violence ''
And told me that my tape
Taught 'em to swear
What about the makeup
You allow your 1 2 year old
Daughter to wear
So tell me that your son
Doesn't know any cuss words
When his bus driver's
Screamin at him
F##k him up worse
And f##k was the first word
I ever learned
Up in the third grade
Flippin the gym teacher the bird
So read up
About how I used to get beat up
Peed on be on free lunch
And change school
Every 3 months
My life's kinda like
What my wife's like
F##ked up after I beat her
F##ked ass every night lke
So how much easier would life be
If 1 9 million motherf##kers
Grew to be just like me
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
I never knew I'd
Have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago
I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad
Of a mouth do I
F##k s##t a## b##ch c##t
Shooby-de-doo-wop
Skibbedy-be-bop
A-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono skis horses
And hittin some trees
How many retards'll listen to me
And run up in the school
Shootin when they're pissed at a
Teacher her him
Is it you is it them
''Wasn't me Slim Shady
Said to do it again ''
Damn How much damage
Can you do with a pen
Man I'm just as f##ked up
As you woulda been
lfyou woulda been
In my shoes who woulda thought
Slim Shady would be somethin
That you woulda bought
That woulda made you
Get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it
I ain't know
lfyou'd do it or not
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
I never knew I
Knew I would get this big
I never knew I
Knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd
Get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd
Get him to hit this b##ch
How the f##k
Was I supposed to know