MAY I HAVE YOUR

ATTENTION PLEASE

MAY I HAVE YOUR

ATTENTION PLEASE

WILL THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

I REPEAT

WILL THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

WE'RE GONNA HAVE

A PROBLEM HERE

Y'ALL ACT LIKE

YOU NEVER SEEN

A WHITE PERSON BEFORE

JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR

LIKE PAM AND TOMMY

JUST BURST IN THE DOOR

WE STARTED WHUPPIN'

HER A## WORSE

THAN BEFORE

THEY FIRST

WERE DIVORCED

THROWIN' HER

OVER FURNITURE

IT'S THE RETURN

OF THE AW WAIT NO WAY

YOU'RE KIDDING

HE DIDN'T JUST SAY

WHAT I THINK HE DID

DID HE

AND DR. DRE SAID

NOTHIN' YOU IDIOTS

DR. DRE'S DEAD

HE'S LOCKED

IN MY BASEMENT

FEMINIST WOMEN

LOVE EMINEM

CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA

SLIM SHADY

I'M SICK OF HIM

LOOK AT HIM

WALKIN' AROUND

GRABBIN' HIS

YOU-KNOW-WHAT

FLIPPIN' THE

YOU-KNOW-WHO

YEAH I PROBABLY GOT A

COUPLE OF SCREWS

UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE

BUT NO WORSE

THAN WHAT'S GOIN' ON

IN YOUR

PARENTS' BEDROOMS

SOMETIMES I WANNA

GET ON TV AND JUST

LET LOOSE BUT CAN'T

BUT IT'S COOL

FOR TOM GREEN

TO H### A DEAD MOOSE

MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS

AND IF I'M LUCKY

YOU MIGHT JUST

GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS

AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE

THAT WE DELIVER

TO LITTLE KIDS

AND EXPECT 'EM

NOT TO KNOW

WHAT A WOMAN'S

IS OF COURSE

THEY'RE GONNA KNOW

WHAT INTERCOURSE IS

BY THE TIME THEY HIT

FOURTH GRADE THEY GOT

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

DON'T THEY

WE AIN'T NOTHIN'

BUT MAMMALS

WELL SOME OF US

CANNIBALS WHO RIP

OTHER PEOPLE OPEN

LIKE CANTALOUPES

BUT IF WE CAN H###

DEAD ANIMALS

AND ANTELOPES

THEN THERE'S

NO REASON

THAT A MAN AND

ANOTHER MAN

CAN'T ELOPE

BUT IF YOU FEEL

LIKE I FEEL

I GOT THE ANTIDOTE

WOMEN WAVE

YOUR PANTYHOSE

SING THE CHORUS

AND IT GOES

I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

WILL SMITH

DON'T GOTTA CUSS

IN HIS RAPS

TO SELL RECORDS

WELL I DO

SO F### HIM

AND F### YOU TOO

YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN

ABOUT A GRAMMY

HALF YOU CRITICS

CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME

LET ALONE STAND ME

WHY

SO YOU GUYS

CAN JUST LIE

TO GET ME HERE

SO YOU CAN

SIT ME HERE

NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

BETTER SWITCH ME

CHAIRS SO I CAN SIT

NEXT TO CARSON DAILY

AND FRED DURST

AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE

OVER WHO SHE GAVE

TO FIRST

LITTLE PUT ME ON BLAST

ON MTV

YEAH HE'S CUTE

BUT I THINK HE'S

MARRIED TO KIM

HEE HEE

I SHOULD DOWNLOAD

A AUDIO ON MP3

AND SHOW

THE WHOLE WORLD

HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM

I'M SICK OF YOU

LITTLE GIRL

AND BOY GROUPS

ALL YOU DO

IS ANNOY ME

SO I HAVE BEEN

SENT HERE

TO DESTROY YOU

AND THERE'S

A MILLION OF US

JUST LIKE ME

WHO CUSS LIKE ME

WHO JUST DON'T

GIVE A F### LIKE ME

WHO DRESS LIKE ME

WALK TALK

AND ACT LIKE ME

AND JUST MIGHT BE

THE NEXT BEST THING

BUT NOT QUITE ME

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

I'M LIKE A HEAD TRIP

TO LISTEN TO

'CAUSE I'M

ONLY GIVIN' YOU

THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT

WITH YOUR FRIENDS

INSIDE YOUR LIVIN' ROOM

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

IS I GOT THE B####

TO SAY IT

IN FRONT OF Y'ALL

AND I DON'T GOTTA BE

FALSE OR SUGARCOAT

IT AT ALL

I JUST GET ON THE MIC

AND SPIT IT

AND WHETHER

YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT

I JUST BETTER

THAN NINETY PERCENT

OF YOU RAPPERS

OUT CAN

THEN YOU WONDER

HOW CAN KIDS

EAT UP THESE

ALBUMS LIKE

THIS IS FUNNY

'CAUSE AT THE RATE

I'M GOIN' WHEN I'M THIRTY

I'LL BE

THE ONLY PERSON

IN THE NURSIN'

HOME FLIRTING

PINCHIN' NURSES A####

WHEN I'M H###

WITH JERGINS

AND I'M J#####

BUT THIS WHOLE BAG

OF VIAGRA ISN'T WORKIN'

AND EVERY

SINGLE PERSON

IS A SLIM SHADY LURKIN'

HE COULD BE

WORKIN' AT BURGER KING

SPITTIN' ON YOUR

ONION RINGS

OVER IN

THE PARKIN' LOT CIRCLIN'

SCREAMIN'

I DON'T GIVE A F###

WITH HIS

WINDOWS DOWN

AND HIS SYSTEM UP

SO WILL THE REAL SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

AND PUT ONE

OF THOSE FINGERS

ON EACH HAND UP

AND BE PROUD

TO BE OUTTA YOUR MIND

AND OUTTA CONTROL

AND ONE MORE TIME

LOUD AS YOU CAN

HOW DOES IT GO

I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS

ARE JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T

THE REAL SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

HA HA AH

GUESS THERE'S A

SLIM SHADY

IN ALL OF US

LET'S ALL STAND UP

The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version) Karaoke

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