EVERYWHERE I GO
SOMEONE'S TRYIN' TO BE
MY GIRLFRIEND'S
BEST FRIEND
I'M TRYIN' TO
PRETEND I'M RELAXED
BUT I'M PLAYIN'
CASTANETS
WITH MY KNEES
I TRY TO BE COOL
AND GIVE HER SPACE
BUT A GUY'S ALWAYS
THERE READY
TO JUMP RIGHT UP
AND TAKE MY PLACE
EVERYONE
IN THIS ROOM
SEEMS TO WANNA MAKE
A BIG FOOL OUT OF ME
EVERYBODY
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
EVERYBODY
JUST SAY AH
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
IF YA PLAY ALONG
EVERYWHERE I GO
THERE'S SOMEONE
IN A TRENCH COAT
STARING AT ME
WHEN I'M NOT AT HOME
I'M SURE
SOMEONE'S
RUMMAGING
THROUGH MY TRASH
WHATEVER COULD
THEY WANT FROM ME
IS IT JUST A PART
OF A GIANT
GOVERNMENT
CONSPIRACY
I GOTTA GO
SEE MY DOCTOR
ABOUT THIS ITCHY
PENTAGRAM-SHAPED
RASH
EVERYBODY
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
EVERYBODY
JUST SAY AH
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL
EVERYBODY
GET IN LINE
EVERYBODY
TURN AND COUGH
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
IF YA JUST LAY OFF
DICTATE A MEMO
TO MYSELF
TRY TO FIND IF
I'M THE ONLY ONE
IN COMPLETE HEALTH
CONSULT
CONTEMPORARIES
IF THERE'S SOME TO SEE
THERE REALLY
ISN'T ANYONE
WHO'S IN MY LEAGUE
MY LEAGUE
EVERY NIGHT
AT ELAINE'S
SOMEONE THINKS
THEY'VE GOT
A FINE BEAD ON ME
I TRY TO TAKE
THREE DEEP BREATHS
AS I LOCK IN
ON MY MINIVAN
EVERYONE SAYS
I'M LOOKIN' GREAT
BUT IT'S HARD
TO STAND UP LET ALONE
TO TRY
TO CONCENTRATE
I WISH THAT
EVERYONE THAT I KNEW
HADN'T SOLD OUT
TO THE MAN
EVERYBODY
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
EVERYBODY
JUST SAY AH
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL
EVERYBODY
GET IN LINE
EVERYBODY
TURN AND COUGH
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
IF YA JUST LAY
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
IF YA JUST LAY
EVERYTHING'LL
BE ALRIGHT
IF YA JUST LAY OFF