It's been one week
since you
looked at me
Cocked your head
to one side and
said I'm angry
Five days since
you laughed
at me saying
Get that together,
come back
and see me
Three days since
the living room
I realized it's
all my fault
but couldn't
tell you
Yesterday you'd
forgiven me
But it'll still be
two days till
I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and
watch the hoodwink
I make you
stop, think
You'll think you're
looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the
dish although I like the
Chalet Swiss I like the
sushi 'cos it's never
touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when
I bust rhymes
Big like
LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all
about value
Bert Kaempfert's
got the mad hits
You try to
match wits
You try to hold me
but I bust through
Gonna make a break and
take a fake,
I'd like a stinkin'
achin' shake, I like vanilla,
it's the finest
of the flavours
Gotta see the show 'cos
then you'll know the vertigo
is gonna grow 'cos it's
so dangerous you'll
have to sign a waiver
How can I help it
if I think you're funny
when you're mad
Tryin' hard not
to smile though
I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs
at a funeral
Can't understand
what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency
to wear my mind
on my sleeve
I have a history of
taking off my shirt
It's been one week
since you looked
at me
Threw your arms
in the air and said
"You're crazy"
Five days since
you tackled me
I've still got the rug
burns on both
my knees
It's been three days
since the afternoon
You realized it's not
my fault not a
moment too soon
Yesterday you'd
forgiven me
And now I sit back
and wait till you
say you're sorry
Chickity China the
Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick
and your brain
stops tickin'
Watchin' X-files
with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking
Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford,
I'm getting frantic
Like Sting,
I'm tantric
Like Snickers,
guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa,
I make mad films
Okay, I don't
make films
But if I did they'd
have a Samurai
Gonna get a set
a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind
with tiny nubs just so my
irons aren't always flying
off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with
Sailor Moon 'cos the
cartoon has got the
boom anime babes
That make me think
the wrong thing
How can I help it if
I think you're funny
when you're mad
Tryin' hard not
to smile though
I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at
a funeral
Can't understand
what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency
to wear my mind
on my sleeve
I have a history of
losing my shirt
It's been one week
since you
looked at me
Dropped your arms
to your sides
and said
"I'm sorry"
Five days since I
laughed at you
and said "You just
did what I thought
you were gonna do"
Three days since
the living room
We realized we're
both to blame,
but what could
we do?
Yesterday you just
smiled at me
'Cos it'll still be
two days till we
say we're sorry
It'll still be two days
till we say
we're sorry
It'll still be two days
till we say
we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium,
home of
the Robbie