YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
SO MANY MONKEYS
IN THE DAILY MAIL
AND ALL OF THEM
COMING
ANONYMOUSLY SO
THEY LEAVE NO TRAIL
NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HAVE AN ADMIRER
FROM OVERSEAS
BUT SOMEONE IS
SENDING ME
STATIONARY FILLED
WITH CHIMPANZEES
SOME CHIMPS
IN SWIMSUITS
SOME CHIMPS ARE
SWINGING FROM A VINE
SOME CHIMPS
IN JACKBOOTS
SOME CHIMPS
THAT WISH THEY
COULD BE MINE
STARSKY AND
HUTCH CHIMPS
A CHIMP WHO'S
SITTING ON THE CAN
A PAIR OF DUTCH CHIMPS
WHO SEND
THEIR LOVE
FROM AMSTERDAM
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
IF I HAD TO GUESS
I'D SAY THE MONKEY
SENDER
THINKS IT'S GREAT
HE'S SENDING ME
MAYBE SHE'S SENDING ME
JUST TO SEE ME
GET IRATE
I'M LOSING SLEEP
AND IT'S GONNA BE
KEEPING ME UP
ALL NIGHT
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
BUT NOW
I'VE GOT MONEY
ON A MONKEY FIGHT
SOME CHIMPS
IN HARD HATS
CHIMPS 'A WORKING
ON A CHAIN GANG
SOME CHIMPS
WHO LOVE CATS
BURNING RUBBER
IN A MUSTANG
A BIRTHDAY WISHIN'
CHIMP
A CHIMP IN BLACK
LIKE A GOTH
A GOIN' FISHIN' CHIMP
A BRITISH CHIMP
IN THE BATH
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
SOMEHOW
THEY FOLLOWED ME
EVEN THOUGH
I PACKED AND
MOVED MY HOME
NO MATTER
WHAT THEY COME
AND THEY COME
AND THEY WON'T
LEAVE ME ALONE
ANOTHER MONKEY
IN THE MAIL COULD
MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
BUT LOOK AT ME
SHUFFLING THROUGH
THE STACK UNTIL
I FINALLY FIND
SOME CHIMPS
IN SWIMSUITS
SOME CHIMPS
IN JACKBOOTS
SOME CHIMPS
IN HARD HATS
SOME CHIMPS
WHO LOVE CATS
I GOT SOME
SHAVED CHIMPS
THAT'S CHIMPS DEVOID
OF ANY HAIR
I'VE GOT
DEPRAVED CHIMPS
DRESSED UP IN
THE WOMEN'S
UNDERWEAR
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
EVERY ONE IS
EVERY ONE IS
EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
EVERY ONE IS
EVERY ONE IS
EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
ANOTHER POSTCARD
WITH CHIMPANZEES
AND EVERY ONE IS
ADDRESSED TO ME
SOME CHIMPS IN
SWIMSUITS
SOME CHIMPS IN
JACKBOOTS
SOME CHIMPS IN
HARD HATS
SOME CHIMPS
WHO LOVE CATS
I'VE GOT SOME
SHAVED CHIMPS
THAT'S CHIMPS DEVOID
OF ANY HAIR
I'VE GOT
DEPRAVED CHIMPS
DRESSED UP IN
THE WOMEN'S
UNDERWEAR
STARSKY AND
HUTCH CHIMPS
A CHIMP WHO'S SITTING
ON THE CAN
A PAIR OF DUTCH CHIMPS
WHO SEND THEIR LOVE
FROM AMSTERDAM
SOME CHIMPS IN
MUSTANGS
SOME CHIMPS
IN CHAIN GANGS
I GOT A BIRTHDAY
WISHIN' CHIMP
AND I'VE GOT THE
GOIN' FISHIN' CHIMP