THIS HERE'S A TALE
FOR ALL THE FELLAS
TRY TO DO WHAT
THOSE LADIES TELL US
GET SHOT DOWN
'CAUSE YA OVER-ZEALOUS
PLAY HARD TO GET
FEMALES GET JEALOUS
OKAY, SMARTY, GO TO A PARTY
GIRLS ARE SCANTILY CLAD
AND SHOWIN' BODY
A CHICK WALKS BY
YOU WISH YOU COULD SEX HER
BUT YOU'RE STANDIN' ON THE WALL
LIKE YOU WAS POINDEXTER
NEXT DAY'S FUNCTION
HIGH-CLASS LUNCHEON
FOOD IS SERVED
AND YOU'RE STONE-COLD MUNCHIN'
MUSIC COMES ON
PEOPLE START TO DANCE
BUT THEN YOU ATE SO MUCH
YOU NEARLY SPLIT YOUR PANTS
A GIRL STARTS WALKIN'
GUYS START GAWKIN'
SITS DOWN NEXT TO YOU
AND STARTS TALKIN'
SAYS SHE WANNA DANCE
'CAUSE SHE LIKES TO GROOVE
SO, COME ON, FATSO
AND JUST BUST A MOVE
JUST BUST A MOVE
YOU'RE ON A MISSION
AND YOU'RE WISHIN'
SOMEONE COULD CURE
YOUR LONELY CONDITION
LOOKIN' FOR LOVE
IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
NO FINE GIRLS, JUST UGLY FACES
FROM FRUSTRATION
FIRST INCLINATION
IS TO BECOME A MONK
AND LEAVE THE SITUATION
BUT EVERY DARK TUNNEL
HAS A LIGHT OF HOPE
SO, DON'T HANG YOURSELF
WITH A CELIBATE ROPE
NEW MOVIE'S SHOWIN'
SO, YOU'RE GOIN'
COULD CARE LESS ABOUT
THE FIVE YOU'RE BLOWIN'
THEATRE GETS DARK
JUST TO START THE SHOW
THEN YOU SPOT A FINE WOMAN
SITTIN' IN YOUR ROW
SHE'S DRESSED IN YELLOW
SHE SAYS, HELLO
COME SIT NEXT TO ME
YOU FINE FELLOW
YOU RUN OVER THERE
WITHOUT A SECOND TO LOSE
AND WHAT COMES NEXT
HEY, BUST A MOVE
JUST BUST A MOVE
IN THE CITY, LADIES LOOK PRETTY
GUYS TELL JOKES
SO, THEY CAN SEEM WITTY
TELL A FUNNY JOKE
JUST TO GET SOME PLAY
THEN YOU TRY TO MAKE A MOVE
AND SHE SAYS, NO WAY
GIRLS ARE FAKIN'
GOODNESS SAKIN'
THEY WANT A MAN
WHO BRINGS HOME THE BACON
GOT NO MONEY
AND YOU GOT NO CAR
THEN YOU GOT NO WOMAN
AND THERE YOU ARE
SOME GIRLS ARE SADISTIC
MATERIALISTIC
LOOKIN' FOR A MAN
MAKES THEM OPPORTUNISTIC
THEY'RE LYIN' ON THE BEACH
PERPETRATIN' A TAN
SO, THAT A BROTHER WITH
THE MONEY CAN BE THEIR MAN
SO, ON THE BEACH YOU'RE
STROLLIN', REAL HIGH-ROLLIN'
EVERYTHIN' YOU HAVE
IS YOURS AND NOT STOLEN
A GIRL RUNS UP
WITH SOMETHIN' TO PROVE
SO, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
BUST A MOVE
JUST BUST A MOVE
BRING IT DOWN FOR ME, FELLAS
AH... OH...
AH... OH...
AH... OH...
AH... OH...
YOUR BEST FRIEND HARRY
HAS A BROTHER LARRY
IN FIVE DAYS FROM NOW
HE'S GONNA MARRY
HE'S HOPIN' YOU CAN
MAKE IT THERE, IF YOU CAN
'CAUSE IN THE CEREMONY
YOU'LL BE THE BEST MAN
YOU SAY NEAT-O
CHECK YOUR LIBIDO
AND ROLL TO THE CHURCH
IN YOUR NEW TUXEDO
THE BRIDE WALKS DOWN
JUST TO START THE WEDDIN'
AND THERE'S ONE MORE GIRL
YOU WON'T BE GETTIN'
SO, YOU START THINKIN'
THEN YOU START BLINKIN'
A BRIDESMAID LOOKS
AND THINKS THAT YOU'RE WINKIN'
SHE THINKS YOU'RE KINDA CUTE
SO, SHE WINKS BACK
AND NOW YOU'RE FEELIN' REALLY
FINE 'CAUSE THE GIRL IS STACKED
RECEPTION'S JUMPIN'
BASS IS PUMPIN'
LOOK AT THE GIRL
AND YOUR HEART STARTS THUMPIN'
SAYS SHE WANNA DANCE
TO A DIFFERENT GROOVE
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, G.
BUST A MOVE
JUST BUST A MOVE
MOVE IT, BOY!