IT MIGHT SEEM CRAZY
WEARING STRIPES
WITH PLAID
I INSTAGRAM EVERY
MEAL I'VE HAD
ALL MY USED LIQUOR
BOTTLES ARE ON DISPLAY
WE CAN GO TO SEE
A SHOW BUT I'LL
MAKE YOU PAY
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
WEAR MY BELT WITH
SUSPENDERS
AND SANDALS WITH
MY SOCKS
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
GOT SOME NEW GLITTER
UGGS AND
LOVELY PINK SEQUINED
CROCS
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
NEVER LET YOU FORGET
SOME FAVOR I DID
FOR YOU
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH
THAT THEN
YOU MIGHT JUST
BE TACKY TOO
I MET SOME CHICK ASK
HER THIS AND THAT
LIKE ARE YOU PREGNANT
GIRL OR JUST REALLY FAT
WELL NOW
I'M DROPPING
NAMES ALMOST
CONSTANTLY
THAT'S WHAT KANYE
WEST KEEPS
TELLING ME HERE'S WHY
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
WEAR MY ED HARDY
SHIRT WITH
FLUORESCENT
ORANGE PANTS
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
GOT MY NEW RESUME IT'S
PRINTED IN COMIC SANS
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
THINK IT'S FUN
THREATENING
WAITERS WITH A BAD
YELP REVIEW
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
IF YOU THINK THAT'S
JUST FINE THEN
YOU'RE PROBABLY
TACKY TOO
HEY COME ON MM
BRING ME SHAME
CAN'T NOTHING
BRING ME SHAME
I NEVER KNOW WHY
BRING ME SHAME
CAN'T NOTHING
BRING ME SHAME
I SAID
TACKY NOW
BRING ME SHAME
CAN'T NOTHING
BRING ME SHAME IT'S
POINTLESS TO TRY
BRING ME SHAME
CAN'T NOTHING
BRING ME SHAME
I SAID
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
FORTY THREE BUMPER
STICKERS
AND A YOLO
LICENSE PLATE
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
BRING ALONG MY COUPON
BOOK
WHENEVER I'M ON A DATE
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
PRACTICE MY TWERKING
MOVES IN LINE AT
THE DMV
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
TOOK THE WHOLE BOWL
OF RESTAURANT
MINTS HEY IT SAID
THEY'RE FREE
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
I GET DRUNK AT THE
BANK
AND TAKE OFF MY
SHIRT AT LEAST
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
I WOULD LIVE-TWEET
A FUNERAL TAKE
SELFIES WITH THE
DECEASED
BECAUSE I'M TACKY
IF I'M BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE
I'M PROBABLY NOT
TELLING YOU
HEY HEY
IF YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S BAD GUESS
WHAT THEN YOU'RE
TACKY TOO
COME ON