WELL I HEARD
THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN'
GONNA LEAVE ME
FAR BEHIND
'CAUSE YOU FOUND A
BRAND-NEW LOVER
YOU DECIDED
THAT I'M NOT YOUR KIND
SO I PULLED
YOUR NAME OUT
OF MY ROLODEX
AND I TORE
ALL YOUR PICTURES
IN TWO
AND I BURNED DOWN
THE MALT SHOP
WHERE WE USED TO GO
JUST BECAUSE IT
REMINDS ME OF YOU
THAT'S RIGHT
YOU AIN'T GONNA
SEE ME CRYIN'
I'M GLAD
THAT YOU FOUND
SOMEBODY NEW
'CAUSE I'D RATHER
SPEND ETERNITY
EATING SHARDS OF
BROKEN GLASS
THAN SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE
WITH YOU
I GUESS I MIGHT SEEM
KINDA BITTER
YOU GOT ME
FEELIN' DOWN
IN THE DUMPS
'CAUSE I'M STRANDED
ALL ALONE
IN THE
GAS STATION OF LOVE
AND I HAVE TO USE
THE SELF-SERVICE PUMPS
OH SO HONEY
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT SUITCASE
YOU AIN'T
GONNA BREAK
MY HEART IN TWO
'CAUSE I'D RATHER
GET A HUNDRED
THOUSAND PAPER CUTS
ON MY FACE
THAN SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE
WITH YOU
I'D RATHER RIP OUT
MY INTESTINES
WITH A FORK
THAN WATCH YOU
GOING OUT WITH
OTHER MEN
I'D RATHER SLAM
MY FINGERS IN A DOOR
AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN
OH CAN'T YOU SEE
WHAT I'M TRYIN' TO
SAY DARLIN' I'D
RATHER HAVE
MY BLOOD
SUCKED OUT
BY LEECHES
SHOVE AN ICE PICK
UNDER A TOENAIL
OR TWO
I'D RATHER CLEAN
ALL THE BATHROOMS IN
GRAND CENTRAL STATION
WITH MY TONGUE
THAN SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE
A-WITH YOU
YES I'D RATHER
JUMP NAKED
ON A HUGE
PILE OF THUMBTACKS
OR STICK MY NOSTRILS
TOGETHER WITH
KRAZY GLUE
I'D RATHER DIVE
INTO A SWIMMING POOL
FILLED WITH
DOUBLE-EDGED
RAZOR BLADES
THAN SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE
WITH YOU
I'D RATHER
RIP MY HEART
RIGHT OUT OF
MY RIB CAGE
WITH MY BARE HANDS
AND THEN THROW IT
ON THE FLOOR AND
STOMP ON IT TILL I DIE
A-UH
THAN SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE
WITH YOU
OOH