WE DON'T LIKE
TO GO OUT SHOPPIN'
WE DON'T CARE
WHAT'S ON SALE
WE JUST WANNA SIT
WITH A BAG
FULL OF CHIPS
WATCHIN' THE NFL
WHEN YOU COME OVER
AT HALFTIME
AND SAY
DOES THIS DRESS
FIT TOO TIGHT
WE JUST LOOK YOU
IN THE EYE
WITH A BIG FAT LIE
AND SAY UH UH
LOOKS JUST RIGHT
WELL THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN
YEAH THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT US
WE LIKE TO HUNT
AND GOLF
ON OUR DAYS OFF
SCRATCH AND SPIT
AND CUSS
AND NO MATTER
WHAT LINE WE HAND YOU
WHEN WE COME
DRAGGIN' IN
WE AIN'T WRONG
WE AIN'T SORRY
AND IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN
WE HATE WATCHIN'
STEEL MAGNOLIAS
WE LIKE RAMBO
AND DIE HARD FOUR
JUMP UP AND DOWN
LIKE FOOLS
WHEN WE SEE
THE NEW TOOLS
AT THE
HOME DEPOT STORE
WE DON'T
REALLY WANT TO
TAKE YOU TO DINNER
AT SOME FANCY
RESTAURANT
THE ONLY REASON
WE DO IS 'CAUSE
WE KNOW IT LEADS TO
THE ONE THING
THAT WE ALL WANT
WELL THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN
YEAH THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT GUYS
WE'D RATHER
PICK GUITARS
AND WORK ON CARS
THAN WORK ON
THE PROBLEMS
IN OUR LIVES
AND THOUGH
WE MIGHT SAY IT TO YOU
EVERY NOW AND THEN
WE AIN'T WRONG
WE AIN'T SORRY
AND IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN
WELL IF YOU
WANNA KNOW
WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKIN'
IT'S NOTHIN'
TOO COMPLEX
IT'S JUST
SOMETHIN' COLD
FOR DRINKIN'
AND A WHOLE LOTTA
S-E YES THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN
YEAH THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT US
WE LIKE TO HUNT
AND GOLF
AND DRIVE AROUND LOST
AND SCRATCH AND SPIT
AND A WHOLE LOTTA
OTHER DISGUSTIN' STUFF
AND NO MATTER
WHAT LINE WE GIVE YOU
WHEN WE COME
A-CRAWLIN' IN
WE AIN'T WRONG
WE AIN'T SORRY
AND IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN
WE AIN'T WRONG
WE AIN'T SORRY
AND IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA HAPPEN
SURE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
YOU KNOW
IT'S GONNA
HAPPEN AGAIN
AND THAT'S
THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA