Got the craving for some lunch
but I ain't got nothing to munch
My mind is set on just one wish
a big ol' sandwich tuna fish
Time to make a grocery run
I'll walk ther in the morning sun
and make a list of what I need most
tuna fish and bread for toast
And though my stomach may be empty
I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty
Roll a joint Bob Marley style
and smoke it 'till it makes me smile
Starting off in aisle one
fruits and veggies by the ton
Hey check it out raddiccio
These red leaves man they almost glow
And bok choy I've always wanted to try it
I wonder if I have enough to buy it
It's grown in Japan or maybe China
or maybe some farm in South Carolina
Just then I hear a voice in my head
Stay focused man
tuna and bread
But right now I'm in produce bliss
Oh whoo I'm too high for this
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Everyone in here is staring at me
Sixteen different brands of tuna
Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna
Packed in oil packed in water
Dolphin friendly dolphin slaughtered
Oh god what about the bread
Should I get white or wheat instead or
Rye rye's the best I've tasted
Rye is best whenever you're wasted
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Finally done it's checkout time
searching for the shortest line
The Express Lane but they don't take checks
and you've gotta have ten items or less
So let's see uh Ding Dongs a bag of chips
Cap'n Crunch and some onion dip
It's sugar and salt space and schism
The yin and yang of munchie Taoism
I've got my favorite beer Carlinger
and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger
You lick your finger then you stick it in the bag
then you stick it down your throat
but not too far or you gag
That's less than ten
check me out go ahead
Oh I forgot the tuna and the bread
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Too high
Too high
Way too high for the supermarket yea-eah