Now what you hear
is not a test
I'm rappin' to the beat
And me
The groove
And my friends are gonna
try to move your feet
Ya see
I am Wonder Mike
And I'd like to say hello
To the black to the white
The red and the brown
The purple and yellow
But first I gotta
Bang bang
The boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie
To the bang bang boogie
Let's rock
You don't stop
Rock the rhythm that'll
make your body rock
Well so far
you've heard my voice
But I brought two friends along
And the next on the mic
is my man Hank
A-c'mon Hank sing that song
Check it out
I'm the C-A-S-AN the O-V-A
And the rest is F-L-Y
You see I go by the code
of the doctor of the mix
These reasons I'll tell you why
You see I'm six foot one
and I'm tons of fun
And I dress to a T
You see I got more clothes
than Muhammad Ali
And I dress so viciously
I got bodyguards
I got two big cars
that definitely ain't the wack
I got a Lincoln Continental
And a sun-roofed Cadillac
So after school
I take a dip in the pool
which is really on the wall
I got a color TV
So I can see
the Knicks play basketball
Hear me talk about
checkbooks credit cards
Mo' money than a sucker
could ever spend
But I wouldn't give a sucker
Or a bum from the Rucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again
Everybody go
Ho-tel
Mo-tel
What you gonna do today
'Cause I'm a get a fly girl
Gonna get some spank
And drive off in a def OJ
Everybody go
Ho-tel
Mo-tel
Holiday Inn
Say if your
girl starts actin' up
Then you take her friend
Master Gee
My mellow
It's on you
So what you gonna do
Well it's on 'n on
'n on on 'n on
The beat don't stop
until the break of dawn
I said M-A-S-T-E-R
A G with a double E
I said I go by the
name
of the man they call the
Master Gee
Well my name is known
all over the world
By all the foxy ladies
and the pretty girls
I'm goin' down in history
as the baddest rapper
there ever could be
Now I'm feelin' the highs
And you're feelin' the lows
The beat starts gettin'
into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers
And stompin' your feet
And movin' your body
while you're sittin' in your seat
And then ****
Ya start doin' the freak
I said ****
Right outta your seat
Then you throw your hands
high in the air
Ya rockin' to the rhythm
Shake your derrière
Ya rockin' to the beat
without a care
With the sureshot MCs
for the affair
Now I'm not as tall as the
rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat
just the same
I got a little face
And a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do ladies
is hypnotize
Singin' on 'n 'n on
'n on on 'n on
The beat don't stop
until the break of dawn
Singin' on 'n 'n on
'n on on 'n on
Like a hot buttered pop
da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop
Ya don't dare stop
Come alive y'all
And gimme what you got
I guess by now
you can take a hunch
And find that I am
the baby of the bunch
But that's okay
I still keep in stride
'Cause all I'm here to do
is just wiggle your behind
Singin' on 'n 'n on
'n on 'n on
The beat don't stop
until the break of dawn
Singin' on 'n 'n on
'n on on 'n on
Rock rock y'all
Throw it on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here
I'm gonna freak you there
I'm gonna move you outta
this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind
And I'll shock your mind
I'll put TNT in your behind
I said one two three four
Come on girls
Get on the floor
A-come alive y'all
A-gimme what you got
'Cause I'm guaranteed
to make you rock
I said one two three four
Tell me Wonder Mike
What are you waitin' for
Said-a hip hop
The hippie to the hippie
da hip hip a hop
And you don't stop-a rock it
To the bang bangadaboogie
Say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the
boogie da beat
A skiddleebebop
We rock scooby doo
And guess what
America we love you
'Cause you rock and a roll
with so much soul
You could rock 'til you're
hundred and one years old
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But we're like hot butter
on your breakfast toast
Rock it up
Baby Bubba
Baby Bubba to the boogie
da bang bang da boogie
To the beat beat
It's so unique
Come on everybody
And dance to the beat
Ever went over
a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good
I mean the macaroni's soggy
The peas are mushed
And the chicken tastes
like wood
So you try to play it off
like you think you can
by sayin' that you're full
And then your friend says
Mama he's just bein' polite
He ain't finished
Uh-uh that's bull
So your heart starts pumpin'
and you think of a lie
And you say that you
already ate
And your friend says
Man there's plenty of food
So you pile
some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin'
Your mind starts to dreamin'
of the moment it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate
And your chicken's slowly
rottin' into somethin' that
looks like cheese
Oh so you say that's it
I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these
people think
I'm just sittin' here
makin' myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
So you bust out the door
while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store
for quick relief
from a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend
two weeks later
to see how he has been
And he says
I understand about the food
Baby Bubba
But we're still friends
With a hip hop
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop-a
You don't stop the rockin'