We'll drink a-drink a-drink
To Lilly the Pink
the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented
Medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every way
Now Mr. Frears
Had sticky out ears
And it made him awful shy
And so they gave him
medicinal compound
And now he's learning
how to fly
But brother Tony
Was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him
medicinal compound
And now they move
him round on wheels
We'll drink a-drink a-drink
To Lilly the Pink
the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented
Medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every way
Old Eberneezer
Thought he was Julius Caesar
So they put him in a home
And there they gave him
medicinal compound
And now he's emperor of Rome
Tony Hammer
Had terrible st-st-st-st-stammer
He could hardly
s-s-s-say a word
And so they gave him
medicinal compound
And now he's seen
but never heard
We'll drink a-drink a-drink
To Lilly the Pink
the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented
Medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every way
Auntie Millie
Ran willy nilly
When her legs they did recede
And so they rubbed on
medicinal compound
And now they call
her millipede
Jennifer Eccles
Had terrible freckles
And the boys
all called her names
But she changed with
medicinal compound
And now she joins
in all the games
We'll drink a-drink a-drink
To Lilly the Pink
the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented
Medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every way
Now Lilly the Pink she
Was prone to a drink she
Filled up with paraffin inside
And in spite of
medicinal compound
Sadly Pink Lilly died
Up to Heaven
Her soul ascended
All the church bells
they did ring
She took with her
medicinal compound
Hark the Herald Angels sing
We'll drink a-drink a-drink
To Lilly the Pink
the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented
Medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every way.....