The river was deep
but I swam it
The future is ours
so let's plan it
So please don't
tell me to can it
I've one thing
to say and that's
Dammit Janet
I love you
The road was long
but I ran it
There's a fire
in my heart
and you fan it
If there's one
fool for you
then I am it
I've one thing
to say and that's
Dammit Janet
I love you
Here's a ring
to prove that
I'm no joker
There's three ways
that love can grow
That's good, bad
or mediocre
Oh J.A.N.E.T.
I love you so
Oh it's nicer than
Betty Munro had
Now we're engaged
and I'm so glad
That you met mum
and you know dad
I've one thing to say
and that's Brad
I'm mad
for you too
Oh Brad
Oh dammit
I'm mad
Oh Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing
left to do ah-oo...
And that's go see
the man who began it
When we met in his
science exam it
Made me give you
the eye and then panic
Now I've one thing
to say and that's
Dammit Janet
I love you
Janet Janet
Oh Brad I'm mad
Janet Janet
I love you...
