We never have sex anymore
We never roll around
on the floor
Like we did so long ago
And you never yell at
me anymore
You never want to
even the score
Like you did so long ago
But you're still with me
So I guess I'm not complaining
And you always leave my
dinner on the stove
Baby please
If you won't love me
Will you hate me
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just
aggravate me
Baby please
It feels like war under
the covers
One way or the other
Is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey
We never have sex anymore
We never make
love to our song
Like we did so long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even
threaten my life
Like you did so long ago
But you're still with me
So I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car
when you're not home
Baby please
If you won't love me
Will you hate me
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just
aggravate me
Baby please
It feels like war under
the covers
One way or the other
Is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey
We used to do it constantly
We use to have a ball
We use to do it everywhere
We never do it at all
Oh oh oh
Ay ay ay
Baby please
If you won't love me
Will you hate me
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just
aggravate me
Baby please
It feels like war under
the covers
One way or the other
Is what I say ay ay ay ay
Hey hey hey
We never have sex anymore
Oh oh
We never have sex anymore
Oh oh
We never have sex anymore
Oh oh
We never have sex anymore
Oh oh